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[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenyans may soon need to submit DNA details, blood type, and expanded biometrics when registering new SIM cards under proposed CA rules.

The draft rules introduce penalties of up to Sh1 million or six months in jail for non-compliance.

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

Connections and luck will always beat hard work.

[Crochet Creator🧶 @OreAkinde]

If you don’t form a very strong opinion of yourself, you’re going to end up internalizing everyone else’s perception of you.

[WANGECHI @wangechikenya]

Having the till number of the supermarket already dialed into my mpesa before it reaches my turn at the counter!

[Jungle @jwaweruh]

Then there is me, nikiwa on my walks, niko like 3 voices in my head zinalimana banter hadi nasimama kucheka kwanza.

[New Singaporean🇰🇪🏇🏿 @NewSingaporean_]

Harambee Stars is proof if you want to motivate employees, wachana na team building. Wapatie $$$. You'll see results even on a rainy day🤣

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Goals: 0
Shots: 0
Assists: 0
Successful dribbles: 0
Duels won: 3/13
Hair flicks: 222

[Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3]

Every month, the Auditor General of Kenya gives us crazy numbers of the amounts being looted for us to be shocked. We get shooocked, forget about it and wait for the next set of release.

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

At my farm, l reward the best egg layer of the month with a suit

[𐕣 @doyenmxn]

I’m more interested in how my life feels to me than how it looks to others.

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i hate it when people say “if you love me, you'll accept me as i am”. loving you doesn’t mean tolerating your refusal to develop emotional intelligence and heal your dysfunction. if you loved you, you would do the work so people who love you don’t feel forced to walk away.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Someone once said, patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.

[GOWIE @DaKidGowie]

People really sucked the fun out of social media. We used to prioritize humor! Now, mfs wake up every morning looking for things to be offended by so they can write think pieces and bond through outrage. Miserable souls. 😒

[Fadzilnoir Ⓜ️ @fadzilnoir]

Being religious doesn't mean you're a good person.

[T2 @UTDtwo]

Couples in healthy relationships also argue, have different opinions, feel frustrated, insecure and bored at times. Healthy doesn't mean perfect. What makes a relationship healthy is that you understand that it is you and them versus the problem. Not you versus them.