RéHabitat

RéHabitat is trailblazing a path to energy prosperity while saving species in its way! PARODY #stopEACOP

[The Yes Men @theyesmen]

Indeed, EACOP is a Total disaster...

@stopEACOP @SFIndieFest @TotalEnergies
@amisdelaterre @greenpeacefr @350Africa @StopMoneyPipe @BankTrack @inclusivedevt
#StopEACOP #TotalEnergies

[RéHabitat @ReHabitatEU]

Total Disaster at @SFIndieFest's 2022 SF DocFest! Watch the premiere online... And wow, all the shorts in our section are amazing!
https://t.co/ocFIxSAUXv

[Les Amis de la Terre FR @amisdelaterre]

🔴 ACTION DE MASSE #BlocageTotal

✊ Pas de retrait, pas d’AG !

Des organisations du mouvements climat font bloc pour empêcher le bon déroulement de l’Assemblée Générale de @TotalEnergies

Suivez l’action en live ⏬

[Greenpeace France @greenpeacefr]

💥Since 8am this morning, 250 climate activists from @anvcop21, @amisdelaterre, @greenpeacefr and @Alternatiba75 are blocking the General Assembly of Total in Paris !

Join us 👉 https://t.co/ySWb4QpJkN #BlocageTotal

[People's Map of Global China @GlobalChinaMap]

TotalEnergies unveils RéHabitat, a new 'habitat-equivalency' conservation program to rescue animals from the path of the East African Crude Oil Pipeline by relocating them to 'more sustainable' habitats in France. It does not go according to plan! 1/ https://t.co/Bdo1Cy7iJV

[Edwin Namakanga @edwinNamakanga]

So the absurd #ReHabitat program is a shocking hoax by @theFixersFix and @theyesmen - sadly not so much crazier than @TotalEnergies real greenwashing. #EACOP #TotalEnergies #StopEACOP #ReHabitat

[Evelyn Acham @eve_chantel]

So the #ReHabitat plan that “killed” an endangered bird at a live #TotalEnergies press conference turns out to be a hilarious hoax by @theFixersFix and @theyesmen - But sadly the perfect symbol for what @TotalEnergies will really do to East Africa with their disastrous #EACOP

[AS Funga @FungaAs]

@ReHabitatEU @princepapa1 @TotalEnergies @thefixersfix @theyesmen @stopEACOP The East Africa Crude Oil Pipeline must be stopped

[Le Musee Du Fake @lemuseedufake]

[#CANULAR #ACTIVISTE]
@ReHabitatEU programme pour “conserver” la faune impactée par le projet pétrolier #Eacop en Afrique en la faisant venir en France =
1 canular de @thefixersfix avec fausse conf. de presse et site : https://t.co/8OhrSWLiEH
Révélation : https://t.co/NtwyXudksk

[Save Virunga @SaveVirunga]

East African Crude Oil Pipeline and Protected Areas: StopEACOP! https://t.co/k6mbFnJve6

[RéHabitat @ReHabitatEU]

Turns out @TotalEnergies did not really murder an East African hornbill in a live press conference—Reza survived and is resting after a transfusion. Sadly, wildlife still near the EACOP route will not be so lucky. #stopeacop
https://t.co/DdVTIrPYbt

[Coleen Scott @coleen_scott18]

Priceless - satire at its best! Reflects the complete absurdity of Total's *actual* sustainability claims. well done @thefixersfix 👏 Check out the full explanation & video of the "Rehabitat" press conference disaster at https://t.co/3mYSKpZtNx

[Energy Voice @EnergyVoiceNews]

Activists prank TotalEnergies with animal exodus plan

https://t.co/W3M7tBduuZ

[Alex Montvernay @AlexMontvernay]

Oui c'était un gros canular cette histoire de @ReHabitatEU, mais avec @TotalEnergies on n'est jms à l'abri
Genre Pouyanné, le PDG qui dit "c'est le pétrole qui financera la transition énergétique"
👏aux sherlock, mais surtout aux @yesmen & @thefixersfix !
https://t.co/SRFC6I409Z

[350 Africa @350Africa]

#TotalEnergies says their #ReHabitat program will save East African animals from their #EACOP pipeline so “it’s ok”!!! What a shame!

[Rise up Movement @Riseupmovt]

Turns out @TotalEnergies and @SBgroup did not *really* murder endangered animals in a live press conference -- but this hoax by @theFixersFix and @theyesmen symbolizes how #EACOP and #Tilenga projects will damage nature, wildlife, and people in Uganda and Tanzania #StopEACOP

[pascalriche.bsky.social 🔆 @pascalriche]

Une conférence de presse sur le pipeline de Total en Afrique se termine dans le sang : un canular yesmenesque bien troussé https://t.co/otusUDaACH via @LObs

[ILoVioux @ilovioux]

That's how you get attention ! Divert the media to get to the point ! Excellent strategy from @thefixersfix & the @theyesmen to expose how @TotalEnergies is manipulating our systems and creating didsasters in front of everybody's nose.

[RéHabitat @ReHabitatEU]

Unfortunately we have to scrap our plan to "save" wildlife threatened by @totalenergies #EACOP project—something about it being a "bad idea"? Wildlife, people, and ecosystems that will be impacted by the pipeline will just have to fend for themselves 🧐 https://t.co/s422GLAxOQ

[inertia @InertiaPi]

So @ReHabitatEU turns out to be a hoax by @thefixersfix & @theyesmen. But the greenwash of @TotalEnergies' real pipeline project #Eacop is no less absurd. @GreenpeaceUK @friendsofthee11
@ByDonkeys @Cactus_Network https://t.co/NwhZx3bYfF