Daniel Goiter

Oklahoma athletics preferer. Del rancho and zyn got me to 16 handicap. About that #windtstarlife

[Carson Cunningham @Carson_OKC]

It’s OK to admit the SEC is mediocre this year. This is a safe space.

[SEC Numbers Guy @secnumbersguy]

Texas is the fastest team to go from AP #1 to unranked since last season’s Texas team.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Someone tell this Texas fan his team lost in horrific fashion two weeks in a row

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Arch Manning Experience

[Daniel Goiter @RealGoiter]

When she says she’s done talking

[Hook'em🤘👀🤘 @Tb12goat1991]

Im just at a loss for words

[chucky buckets @OUoutsiders]

And this is the 1 last thing I’ll say in OU

[Daniel Goiter @RealGoiter]

@brucesooners67 @Jertriot @Tb12goat1991 Hahahahahahahaha

[Tailgate @RingerTailgate]

"Texas Long-hoes" —Joel

@TexasFootball | #SEC | #Tailgate

[Travis J Davidson @TravisDavidson]

Muting the word “if” would make it look like Thanos snapped all of the Texas accounts off of this site.

[Daniel Goiter @RealGoiter]

@ShorthornTexas @aquavelva12 @OkieFBfan Tweet through it son

[Daniel Goiter @RealGoiter]

@Thatdudebrew Saturday really sent you guys back to the 1940s looking for a win

[Daniel Goiter @RealGoiter]

“Finally” 😂 Texas is a fan fiction culture

[Hook'em🤘👀🤘 @Tb12goat1991]

OU finally beats texas and they dont know how to act 😂 and since yall wanna clown check this out

4-1 > 3-2

And texas will still be ranked higher so good job on your superbowl win

Hookem 🤘

[Daniel Goiter @RealGoiter]

@UTFootballEdits

[Honus @honusperk]

This is why Texas will always be a joke to the rest of the country, this is so weird.

[Bruce @brucesooners67]

@carebearkieran texas beat Michael Hawkins and stabbed a Baker Mayfield jersey with a sword btw

[Daniel Goiter @RealGoiter]

When coping is your full time job

[The Account Formerly Known As @Doc_Texas]

@ImDerBatman This is true. We might have just lost to a team that’s worse than the Kansas team 5 years ago. Inexcusable.

[Daniel Goiter @RealGoiter]

@ImDerBatman Sark at Texas vs Jimbo at A&M (Year 6)

52–21 vs 45–25
Losing seasons: 1 vs 1
SEC titles: 0 vs 0
Nat titles: 0 vs 0
Best AP finish: #3 vs #4
$11.05M vs $9.15M

[jagercrombie @Jertriot]

Imagine this

You WERE ranked number 1

You have one of the most expensive rosters in CFB

The team you are playing is a rival missing 950+ snaps of injuries

You wanted this soft ass penalty called that could impact the game

MY GOODNESS ID BE SO EMBARRASSED BY THIS TWEET

[Daniel Goiter @RealGoiter]

@dirtydan1894 @bravoschmps21 @brucewang67 @Hayesfawcett3 @TransferPortal @zina_umeozulu

[Daniel Goiter @RealGoiter]

Texas is so ass, dude would rather play for a team that lost 38-19 to S Carolina

[Hayes Fawcett @Hayesfawcett3]

BREAKING: Five-Star Plus+ WR Easton Royal has Flipped his Commitment from Texas to Florida, he tells me for @Rivals

The No. 1 WR in the 2027 class had been Committed to the Longhorns since November 2025

“Dreams to reality”

https://t.co/YyHkgx8rS7