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[Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson]

Bezalel Smotrich, who was born in Golan, raised by extremist settlers and just is a Cossack himself should not be able to walk on American soil without the threat of arrest by the ICC. And no one fron the U.S. gov't should ever be at a fuckin' parade with him. -OS

[Muddy Mae Suggins @KuribosShoe]

zoomers hate the sequels, millennials hate the prequels, but some hold even now to the ancient hatreds

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

Again, you cannot claim the Palestinian right of return is ridiculous when you believe that the Jewish people, as a nation, are currently and exclusively owed 8500 square miles of land due to the fact that Jews ruled it at the same time as Julius Caesar

[Hail Seitan Ⓥ 🇵🇸 @tofuafficionado]

that hamburger doesn’t taste as good now, does it?

[ZAMidnightSpookshow @ZASpookshow]

Brilliant, 10/10, no notes needed

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

I know this is the cheesiest sentiment in the world, but honestly believe that if you have one person in your life who cares about you and who worries about you and looks forward to seeing you, you're richer than Elon Musk.

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

it's genuinely crazy that Elon got free reign to do the exact thing that every "just cut spending" dipshit has wanted to do for decades, it failed catastrophically, and they're still running the exact same script like nothing happened

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Fran Lebowitz on the billionaires: “Every time someone suggests [a wealth tax] they say I’m moving. Go! They add nothing to New York. In the 19th century, those robber barons, they employed people. All this money magic employs no one. Goodbye, go. We don’t need you”

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

My favorite genre of AIPAC tweet is when they dump $16M into a race—making it most expensive primary IN HISTORY—then insist their victory shows support for Israel is “good politics”. If it was good politics you wouldn’t need to spend $16M! Thats evidence Israel is bad politics!

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is absolutely disgusting.

This bigoted garbage and antisemitism should be nowhere near our politics.

If you’re in TX-35, vote for @johnnygarciatx.

And the donors behind the Republican super PAC funding her should be exposed.

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

"running has to be the worst sport of all"

[veganboi @baselessassert]

People who refuse to go vegan posting this will never not be funny

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Whether it’s Ken Paxton committing multiple felonies or James Talarico ordering a vegetarian taco, both Texas Senate candidates have troubled pasts.

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

Christopher Nolan cast an Irish Catholic hunk to play an effete Jewish New Yorker in Oppenheimer and I didn’t see you guys call that an atrocity of art

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

Toni Morrison is one of the few Americans with the Nobel Prize in Literature. Beloved is an agreed-upon member of the American canon, and a contender for the claim of the Great American Novel. The only reason one could find this choice “absurd” is that it’s by a black author

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Teamsters endorsed Vivek Ramaswamy, a Silicon Valley billionaire who would like nothing more than to crush all unions. What are you supposed to do for them if that's the path they're choosing.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

The Iliad does have a trad hero in Hector, the warrior-patriot-family man. But the right has gone all in on Achilles, a bisexual with histrionic personality disorder.

[Destiny | Steven Bonnell II @TheOmniLiberal]

I still can’t get over that Alito basically said racism was over and then conservatives agreed by deleting every black district in the south in like 2 seconds

[duve @jevonduve]

this is literally “meat isn’t the problem, factory farming is the problem” put into practice. i’m confused why nonvegans are libbing out in the comments just because trump’s face is there, when this is exactly their position on how meat should be produced.