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we are Wemby.

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If you find yourself coming to my feed for fuel about me being a biased Spurs fan, my name is Spurstastic you dolt.

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@Haighterade89 @AC503212 @G33B @BlazersLead Can you do me a favor and find me the figure showing them close to the lowest? Their 2025 revenue was $361 million which was more than the Thunder, Bucks, and Wolves.

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@blackjackalware @RTNBA @johnhollinger Bulls, Pacers, and Grizzlies will want to have a chat about TV market, and the ST Louis TV market is smaller than Portland. It would be a move just to move, and that would be several billion dollars of investment required.

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@actualbenprice You’ll take Marine Drive and you’ll like it.

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@actualbenprice @BizballMaury Tell me more about what transportation updates are needed that aren’t Trimet?

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@HuskyBlazerFan @AaronJFentress @gbellseattle Plus, the ownership group that bought the team had a viable TV market to move the team to. They also moved the goalpost in a different way than cheapo. Like if he came in and was saying “forget 300 million, I demand a 1.5 billion stadium now or we’re leaving” that would be closer

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@TheWojBombers @Jake_Klassen_ @SamQuinnCBS He’s going to play 65 games and be 1st All NBA again, this is a paycut, make no mistake

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@TheTyJager Like, he’s taking a cut with the expectation that the owners dish out crazy tax penalties for our core with Bird Rights. They can’t use his contact as an excuse now

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@EricSal_7 Are you kidding? We get to call them the Las Vegas Jack-offs. WE CANT LET THIS OPPORTUNITY PASS

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This whole thing is nothing compared to Tony Parker’s in office affair, so let’s all calm our respective tits.

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@dwightjaynes The first step is petitioning the league for a viability study, which includes the negative impact on broadcast footprints, and then they have to get 23 of 30 owners to support the relocation. In 40 years, only 4 teams have moved, including the Nets jumping across the river.

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I believe a lot of owners with money heavily invested in specific regions would find it highly preferable to keep a new team out of their Market. No one wants another team in their back yard

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I believe a lot of people with money to invest or businesses to run would find A LOT of cities preferable to Portland.

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@kcschmidy @Return2RFK @dwightjaynes Seattle and Vegas are likely already adding Expansion Teams, Austin is part of the Spurs TV Market and will not be getting a team. Nashville is in the Grizzlies market and they won’t vote to cannibalize that market. Same with adding another North Carolina team.

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@75aquariusNR Serotonin vs Dopamine. Feels so fucking good to get that “spurs trade the farm for KD” notification, but then you get no long term joy from a dude on your team who hates being on your team and doesn’t buy into the culture.

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Lube me up daddy. 💦💦💦

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Aye bro I need you to do something for me.. Take your cellphone, turn it sideways and stick straight up your candy ass..

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By next year, everyone will be happy we got Tobias Harris on a 2 year 30 instead of Collins on a 3 year 50

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@RealSpurnandez Wake up!

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@zachmontana210 Puma is very hip these days I’ve heard

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@EricSal_7 Plus you gotta push the start of that repeat offender penalty as far as you can.

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@spursbeliever Every day of the motherfucking week