James Wainwright

Are my self destructive patterns and unexamined cycles the popular Jim Carrey character The Mask? Because 'somebody stop me #h2p #lufc #herewego

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#herewego

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PIT ➡️ PARIS

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@DonChed54 @Awaken180 Get it

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@SirajAHashmi It's never too late to follow your dreams

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@ShehanJeyarajah Worst kept secret in history

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@Richard_Harambe William Breckinridge broke his promise when he married another woman instead of his long-time mistress following his wife's death.

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@AustinRBechtold Guys can stay up 36 hours and play a game. This should be nothing.

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@_NoahHiles Definitely but the beret in France is just so cringy American. You're also inviting pickpockets.

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@Ally_Sammarco Once Dem operatives started using DEI as a synonym for unqualified, they had already won

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Republicans: “We hate DEI. We always hire the most qualified person in the room”

Also Republicans: “Make a Fox News host the Secretary of Defense”

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@_NoahHiles Why are you embarrassing Americans by wearing a beret in France

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@TrueSlazac This isn't covered from the POV of somebody was victimized. It's covered as a hit piece on a dead guy.

Okay, you murdered the dead guy. So what?

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@electionsjoe I don't care if people are gay. Doubly so for dead people.

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@LoganARobison Unless a bunch of Airbnb's go under, the increased price will blunt demand which hurts your business long term.

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@rockchalkjd @ESPN_BillC Conferences realigned for cable tv the last round, and they are being reimagined for a streaming world. Realigning the conferences to maximize profit in the last wave all but guaranteed this since the conferences had been reduced to tv rights.

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@davidhuey Some Airbnb hosts were abusing the system and so it needed changed for everyone

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@NorwoodIFT @brownandbella That's fair, but the better takeaway is that repeating a week is fine and won't impact you reaching the goal of a 5k. You're only competing with the old version of you.

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@0xRuzy I want to hear Will Ferrell tell this exact story from his POV

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They worked on a story for a year and he just tweets it out

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The progressive news outlet “Young Turks” is set to publish a story about a gay, closeted US Senator on Thursday.

[Kelsey Piper @KelseyTuoc]

I complain plenty about Oakland city government. But at dinner 2yo swallowed something wrong and started choking. She was still breathing, but with difficulty. When she couldn't talk or make sounds above a whisper we called 911.

You're not supposed to do the Heimlich if the airway is only partially obstructed, apparently, but this meant there was nothing to do at all except stand there and encourage her to cough. "Yell," we would suggest to her between coughs, and she'd make these concerning little whistley sounds.

I think the first police officer was on our doorstep in like 3 minutes, and a fire truck and ambulance within 5. Of course the minute they arrived she coughed successfully and was completely fine.

But if she hadn't been - and when this kind of thing happens it's impossible not to play out what happens if it hadn't been - help was minutes away.

Sometimes it feels like I owe more to our civilization than I could ever possibly repay. I write blog posts, and raise kids, and if I ever need it a dozen strangers will be at my doorstep with unfathomably complicated emergency medicine. I am grateful to the cops and the firefighters and the paramedics and the city of Oakland. I will probably sentimentally vote for some of the bond issues I was on the fence about even though we already have the highest taxes in the Bay.

She's fine. We sang happy birthday to her Mommy a couple minutes later, and she sang the loudest.