Rebecca Ansley

Super sarcastic witty girl. Never take anything I say too seriously. Narcoleptic. I do believe, you can never be too rich or too thin. Instagram @RebeccaAnsley

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

[hands coworker back her phone]
Me: lovely stuff
Her: thanks
Me: ...
Her: wait did you-
Me: delete all the photos of your baby so you don’t me show me again? Yes I did

[BABE WALKER @BabeTweets]

I love that you think this is expensive.

[BABE WALKER @BabeTweets]

Is my dog trans?

[BABE WALKER @BabeTweets]

I'm rude? You're fat.

[BABE WALKER @BabeTweets]

Billy Bob is back.

[BABE WALKER @BabeTweets]

Guess who's completely fucking over it?

[BABE WALKER @BabeTweets]

Call your dad and tell him to shut the fuck up.

[Rebecca Ansley @Real_Rebecca_1]

When the Pharmacy employees greet you by name...white girl problems...@whitegrlproblem

[Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo88]

If straits really are so dire then how do you explain a nearly 1:1 ratio of marshmallows to frosted oats in my last box of Lucky Charms®?

[Rebecca Ansley @Real_Rebecca_1]

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[🌺California Dreaming🌺 @Desert_Musings]

Stress and chaos...it’s what’s good for the figure...

[Princess Buttercup @GoldenSpirals]

My therapist told me "time heals all wounds",

So I stabbed him. Now we wait...

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

Happy Bday Bruno! All my love and kisses to you!❤️💋#HappyBirthdayBruno

[Concrete Blond @Super_Cynthia]

Emergency (apparently) grocery list of the guy behind me:

Ice cream
Bleach
Red grapes
GIANT cucumber

[Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @Hormonella]

Find something that makes you smile today and seize the fuck out it.

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

I need you guys to take my phone away from me. It’ll probably take a couple of you to do it. I'm a biter.

[handsome handsock @handsock_butts]

Me: when you said wrestle naked I thought you meant sex
Wife: *pins me with choke hold* u tappin' out, pussy?

[Lindsay @Rollinintheseat]

My life is a constant battle of wanting to pet a dog and not wanting to talk to its owner.