Prestidigitation

Amateur/hobbyist human being | he/him

[Prestidigitation @RealisticDuck]

Sometimes I feel like I have the memory of a goldfish but like the goldfish is really trying it’s best

[Prestidigitation @RealisticDuck]

I just know the next six months at work are going to have me debating changing careers and becoming a small patch of moss in the forest

[Great Ape Dad 🦍 @GreatApeDad]

My dog loves the water!

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@strawbowo The old “steal the pillow while the person is distracted” move

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I’ve decided to work the rest of my day from a folding chair, can’t disturb the big nap

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New Stardew Valley update so now it’s time to spend the next several hundred hours of my free time playing the most relaxing game the least relaxing way possible

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Everyone loves a deep voice until you literally can’t hear me 2 feet away in a mildly crowded space

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@burgerkingmic My cat does the exact same thing with her prescription wet food, unfortunately for her she is not very good at it

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The only thing that leaves me hopeful for dating is that most of my co-workers partners are all massive nerds

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Blurry candid photos of the Wirt costume I was sent for additional context

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I don’t know if Over the Garden Wall is just universally loved or people are lying about capes being lame but I somehow got more complements than I’ve ever received in one day dressed as Wirt at the renaissance fair

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I don’t know if Over the Garden Wall is just universally loved or people are lying about capes being lame but I somehow got more complements than I’ve ever received in one day dressed as Wirt at the renaissance fair

[Prestidigitation @RealisticDuck]

@bigdumbmusicbb Ooh I’ll join the recommendation train

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@mattattattatta Just give up the search and learn to cook lasagna

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@bigdumbmusicbb Snow days are definitely better with pets

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@gl00sen I think my green leaves are still in the sealed bag, the pink frog flowers are just too nice

[Prestidigitation @RealisticDuck]

Every time I do laundry I must lay down one decoy shirt as a distraction for my cat so I can fold the rest of my clothes in peace.

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@gl00sen She is in fact, a very good cat

[Abraham Cozar @abraham_cozar]

currently working on a indiegame where Kiki’s delivery service 🧹 meets Zelda Wind Waker 🌊
that is the new footage trailer
#indiegame #gamedev #TrailerTuesday

[Sam Sykes @SamSykesSwears]

My fool godson, William, went down to the basement to get a snack four days ago
I told him--every time I tell him--to COUNT the stairs as he goes down. There's only 12. If it goes to 13, come back up and try again. And don't follow the thing singing down there
But does he listen?

[Prestidigitation @RealisticDuck]

My cat has found a new passion in life, unfortunately it’s sitting on the cables behind my computer because it’s warm back there.