Sam Evans

You can call me flower if you want to! Standup album “Sweet Baby Boy”

[Sam Evans @ReallySamEvans]

Posted this to Insta already, but here’s my favorite joke I’ve done recently. If you like this, gimme a follow. Most of my tweets are about eating or therapy.

[Stavvy's World @stavvysworld]

he’s ready to stunt on his baby moms https://t.co/QtvS9Q5NiT

☎️ call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice

[Stavvy's World @stavvysworld]

whatever you say dad 🙄 @ReallySamEvans returns to the pod‼️ out now https://t.co/QtvS9Q5NiT

[WeOwnTheLaughs @WeOwnTheLaughs]

Checkout the latest podcast episode from
@FeehanKerryn #onlyfeehans
Feat. @ReallySamEvans
Link: https://t.co/YAxmz5jUJ5
#weownthelaughs #wotl #laughatlife #standupcomedy #podcast

[WeOwnTheLaughs @WeOwnTheLaughs]

Give yourself a good reason to #laughatlife courtesy of comedian @ReallySamEvans comedy special #downamom
WATCH IT NOW: https://t.co/2OzugxJkKC
#weownthelaughs #wotl #comedyspecial #laughatlife

[Senator Megan Hunt @NebraskaMegan]

This must hit so hard if you’re stupid as hell

[Mads @europemaxxed]

men enjoying the best 6 hours of the night

[Sam Evans @ReallySamEvans]

Let my brother use my HBOMax login:

[Sam Evans @ReallySamEvans]

I was literally just about to release a song called “Travis Kelce’s Penis” so this is actually a pretty tough time for me.

[karachi memon @reembeem97]

That’s actually the perfect use of generational wealth

[Sam Evans @ReallySamEvans]

@TommyMcNam Tommy i laughed so fucking hard at this and I love you

[Tommy McNamara @TommyMcNam]

Luka to the Lakers?

What’s next??

Laka to the Lukers?!

I’m not doing well lots of bad stuff in my personal life

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

had roy wood jr right there when it did make sense.

[Django Gold @django]

every guy needs this iconic fall look in his wardrobe

[Django Gold @django]

there’s a new salad restaurant!

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

[Chris Calogero @RealChrisCal]

I mean it IS fucking wild that the only way a guy can stay out of jail is by running for President. If it was a John Candy movie in the 80s it would be incredible.

[New York Comedy Club @nycomedyclub]

@yannispappas @chucknicecomic @ENeum @kaneezsurka @MIKEBRITTBK @IamEmmaWillmann @AshleyAustinMo1 @ryanlongcomedy @KrystynaHutch @rafinhabastos 🔥 @rafinhabastos, @toddbarry, @thekatesisk, @ReallySamEvans at 10:15p at EAST VILLAGE!

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[New York Comedy Club @nycomedyclub]

@UsamaStandsUp @AshleyAustinMo1 @MsReeezy @Neko_white93 🔥 @toneBell, @PhilanthropyGal, @MIKEBRITTBK, @ReallySamEvans at 8p at EAST VILLAGE!

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[New York Comedy Club @nycomedyclub]

@UsamaStandsUp @AshleyAustinMo1 @MsReeezy @Neko_white93 @toneBell @PhilanthropyGal @MIKEBRITTBK @ReallySamEvans @miacomedy @ElizabethGlazer @aaronbergcomedy 🔥 @miacomedy, @UsamaStandsUp, @MrWaters__, @ReallySamEvans at 10:15p at EAST VILLAGE!

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