Andy Green

Adventures in african coastal and marine geology and sedimentology, guest appearances by Murphy the dog and friends. Aspiring lotto winner

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Hahaha!!!

[[email protected] @wmkenkel]

“For this proposal, we have assembled an interdisciplinary team with a wide range of methodological expertise”

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@DrAnaVC @sydneyunigeo @USydMSI @GRGusyd @WomeninCoastal Fantastic Ana!

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Slow morning in the subtropics https://t.co/EjCA7IwXPC

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@DrAnaVC @cocoltrane @CoastandoceanC @GRGusyd @USydMSI @carlosmloureiro @KDSplinter @DocHarleyMD Thanks so much Ana, I feel like a real celebrity. More on the Kardashian side as opposed to the Steven Hawking side, but still, I'll take it!

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@chrispiecuch @FerminAim A man of impeccable tastes!

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The future looks bright, I'm now a recognised cell biologist. Need to submit that paper now....

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@sarah_woodroffe @IGCP725 @IGCPSeaLevel @SLaCC_QRA @GeogDurham @EdTGarrett you look well drenched here

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@tag_smyth Wow, that's nuts. Where did all that sediment go? Back barrier marshes?

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@justinpringle_ @efml_ukzn @SpringerNature @FLOW3D_CFD @AllenCoralAtlas Aww send us a copy

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Great conference @SeaLevelChange @COBRADurham @sarah_woodroffe @DrSophWilliams, fantastic to be at the home of UK sea level research. @coastalgeology and I learned so much. #IGCP725 get on it

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@alessio_r_ @IGCP725 @GeogDurham @IGCPSeaLevel @SeaLevelChange @COBRADurham @coastalgeology Haha, jealousy will get you nowhere

[Jennifer Doleac @jenniferdoleac]

Good morning and f*ck you to everyone who’s ever doubted me.

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@alessio_r_ Why are your beachrocks so boring looking. Come on, let's get funky!

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Day 2, sabbatical 2022/2023 https://t.co/KNQ21AD3I1

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@thegeojesse In real life I was given an interview by a prestigious UK university. Which was promptly rescinded two days later. Felt good

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@alessio_r_ A true banger

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@corelsoftware when faced with a technical issue for legitimate software, your reaction is to suggest buying new software. Not all of us have first world budgets to operate, and your software costs have quadrupled in the last three years. Ticket 3419461. Please fix this

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Update to this @TelkomZA two incorrectly provided reference numbers to me, and two visits to my house where the technician did not let me know they arrived, walked uninvited onto my property, and left without letting me know what's going on. What's wrong with you?

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Hey @TelkomZA your utility pole is collapsing even worse than when I reported it. Soon it will be on my house, and Prestondale will have no fibre or telephones. Best get cracking before my two year old is electrocuted ref. no. 22/02/11/3822

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@TelkomZA I have a new number now after calling and being told this entire issue was actually not logged at all. It is now 22/02/22/4463.

[Andy Green @Reflectorinspe1]

Hey @TelkomZA your utility pole is collapsing even worse than when I reported it. Soon it will be on my house, and Prestondale will have no fibre or telephones. Best get cracking before my two year old is electrocuted ref. no. 22/02/11/3822