Jackie Collins

Lover of God. Loving being a Mommy! Loving being a Preacher Lady!! Holy & Humor Sacrament & Sarcasm

[Jackie Collins @RevJECK]

New to town and my child was sorted in a house at her school. She’s also been learning about moon phases, bats, and spiders. Is my daughter going to a Hogwarts satellite school in Haughton?

[Jackie Collins @RevJECK]

@JennyHallenbeck Isn't that the fricken truth!!!

[Jenny Hallenbeck Orr 🙏🏼❤️‍🩹 @JennyHallenbeck]

I once worked for 2+ years for someone with whom I *very unfortunately* assumed I was safe. So, I connected the way I knew to connect. By the time I realized I had never been safe with them, it was FAR too late…and that’s the kind of thing that destroys you.

[Jackie Collins @RevJECK]

@jk_rowling My tombstone is going to say, "it's never too late to flirt...hey hottie... how you doin'? 😘"

[Jackie Collins @RevJECK]

@bethfairchildnc @fakedansavage Bahahahahahahah. Omg. Twitter just broke. 😆😆😆😆😆

[Jackie Collins @RevJECK]

@seraphinaspang The good witch.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

What comedy film should I introduce to my son who’s 13?

[Jackie Collins @RevJECK]

@RonFilipkowski The stupidity is strong with this one. 🤦‍♀️

[Jackie Collins @RevJECK]

@genaLRthomas Nutella.

[Jackie Collins @RevJECK]

@lfpc82 @StephenKing He was going to leave but the Thing of Evil stood over his bed one night with a machete warning @StephenKing not to quit Twitter.

[Jackie Collins @RevJECK]

@StephenKing Such a cutie Thing Of Evil. Oh! You could just call her T. O. E. for short.

[Jackie Collins @RevJECK]

@CultureCrave I’m so glad you are okay!! You’re a treasure!!

[Jackie Collins @RevJECK]

@Taurus_Doll I feel seen.

[Jackie Collins @RevJECK]

@JennyHallenbeck I mean I feel that pain with you. I don’t want you to be in pain. 🤦‍♀️

[Jackie Collins @RevJECK]

@JennyHallenbeck Love you. Feel that pain.

[Jackie Collins @RevJECK]

Yes.

[🍁✨s.✨🍁 @sassy_sony007]

Which one do you do?

[Jackie Collins @RevJECK]

@revchadbrooks That’s illegal in some states!

[Pastor Pending @RecentPastor]

When you have to explain that a Pentecostal patient's prayer is the norm for their faith group, and not necessarily a sign of psychosis...
#ChaplainLife

[Dr. Kevin M. Young @kevinmyoung]

One of the most unaware statements I hear:

"I'M JUST DOING A PLAIN READING OF THE TEXTS."

My dude, you can't do a plain reading of 2,000- to 4,000-year-old ancient texts, written in multiple dead languages, from cultures not your own, when you can barely handle English.

[Jackie Collins @RevJECK]

@ryanarey Anything Marvel and Wednesday!

[Jackie Collins @RevJECK]

@JennyHallenbeck That’s wonderful! Very proud of you! Very inspirational!