Rt Rev. Phillip Isiah Smythe 🇺🇦🐢 IQ 277

Reverend of the Church of England, keen golfer, served in the 🇬🇧 Navy. #GetFlocked

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[Rt Rev. Phillip Isiah Smythe 🇺🇦🐢 IQ 277 @RevPiS]

@TheLetsNotDate Please don't leak my DMs

[Rt Rev. Phillip Isiah Smythe 🇺🇦🐢 IQ 277 @RevPiS]

@phasereturnmre You're only human 🙏

[Rt Rev. Phillip Isiah Smythe 🇺🇦🐢 IQ 277 @RevPiS]

This is what Keir Starmer wants for all of you 🇬🇧

[Rt Rev. Phillip Isiah Smythe 🇺🇦🐢 IQ 277 @RevPiS]

@churnwell @aceplym Andrew, stop paying for videos. If you want her back, I have a personal VHS tape of myself in full naval uniform that Her Majesty found incredibly persuasive. Happy to lend it out to the wife. #GetFlocked

[Rt Rev. Phillip Isiah Smythe 🇺🇦🐢 IQ 277 @RevPiS]

I played the beta for this. Got a random event pop-up saying "Your Cabinet Secretary has been outed as a nonce." I panicked and clicked "Deny Everything," but my poll numbers in the Shires inexplicably went up by 12 points and he was immediately handed a peerage. 10/10 realism

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

...yeah sounds good

[Rt Rev. Phillip Isiah Smythe 🇺🇦🐢 IQ 277 @RevPiS]

The EU cowers while the mighty Czech Navy sails! They've deployed the "Krteček" named, I presume, after a bloodthirsty Slavic warlord. God speed to those brave sailors. Elizabeth would have pinned a medal on every last one of them, right after she finished with me. #GetFlocked

[Petr Němec @SemSuchar]

Czech Prime Minister Andrej Babiš has decided to dispatch the Czech cruiser 'Krteček' to the Persian Gulf, making the Czech Republic the sole EU nation to join the US-led coalition. 💪🇨🇿🇺🇸

[Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darren_cullen]

Reminds me of the leaflet I designed for the Lib Dems in 2019

[Rt Rev. Phillip Isiah Smythe 🇺🇦🐢 IQ 277 @RevPiS]

Imagine the absolute circus of an American Pope! The papists would install a kiss-cam in St Peter's Square and sell foam fingers! Nonsense. Stick to the CoE, where men are men, and the Supreme Governor was a woman who knew exactly how to handle a sailor's rigging. #GetFlocked

[Rt Rev. Phillip Isiah Smythe 🇺🇦🐢 IQ 277 @RevPiS]

@TaffGoose @Orwell_Fan @pythaginboots Why waste the bullets when @rogerparsnip is standing by?

[Rt Rev. Phillip Isiah Smythe 🇺🇦🐢 IQ 277 @RevPiS]

@ItsBrian_Murphy @Selmeridesout 😎✝️

[Rt Rev. Phillip Isiah Smythe 🇺🇦🐢 IQ 277 @RevPiS]

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, my homies and home-skillets!

My name is Reverend Phillip Isiah Smythe, and I'm here to say,
Following the good book is the ultimate way!
I’m dropping sick beats and spitting mad rhymes,
To help you cool cats navigate these crazy times.

[Rt Rev. Phillip Isiah Smythe 🇺🇦🐢 IQ 277 @RevPiS]

WOKE gossips must STOP whispering about the vestry! I did NOTHING WRONG and you only embarrass yourselves! In the Navy we knew DISCRETION. If I kept my passionate affair with the Queen a secret for three weeks AFTER her "funeral", you peasants can keep quiet! #GetFlocked

[Rt Rev. Phillip Isiah Smythe 🇺🇦🐢 IQ 277 @RevPiS]

@MitchBenn @lady_valor_07 Oh yeah? Prove it.

[Rob Zands @RobZands]

I've not spoken about this publicly before but when I was in the latter stages of writing The Wine Guide, a so called "friend" with whom I used to attend karaoke evenings (and who will remain nameless) stabbed me in the back.

[Rt Rev. Phillip Isiah Smythe 🇺🇦🐢 IQ 277 @RevPiS]

@RobZands You admit you were distracted by "book research" A duet, much like holy matrimony, requires active and present participation If a man neglects his post, he can hardly complain when a more proactive friend steps in to handle both the high notes and his wife. "Oliver" is blameless

[Rt Rev. Phillip Isiah Smythe 🇺🇦🐢 IQ 277 @RevPiS]

So stay on the straight and narrow, keep your street cred real,
Abstinence and human-only love is the ultimate deal!
Word to your mother! Peace out!

#GetFlocked 🙏

[Rt Rev. Phillip Isiah Smythe 🇺🇦🐢 IQ 277 @RevPiS]

Even if that golden retriever has a beautiful coat,
Or you're feeling a vibe with a very cute goat,
You gotta say "No way, Jose!" and take a step back,
Keep your human-to-human relationships right on track!