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It’s a fair cop but society’s to blame

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First composition in a while! Here’s my imitation of Scriabin

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Feeding my ass a knuckle sandwich. Plus a hurts donut

[無常くん（副書記） @mujo_kun]

カザフ族の「跳山羊」っていう伝統芸能だって🐐

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Just saw the clock skip from 5:59 to 6:01

[headache survivor @loudsniff]

a pedestrian later identified as musician patti smith was struck down on east washington early this morning, police reports have confirmed

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@bonnszai Is it because the train moves sideways

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@web1slumlord https://t.co/qw5MLO9GEU

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Life imitates art— Just had an interaction with a woman at the grocery store that was exactly like an episode from the novel I’m going to write one day

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@neeley_lexie I think it’s funny

[Alex Degen in my 2025 era @atothe_d]

Wait...

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Fuck qualms

[ooh! little heat in that corn dip! @eightfoldpathPM]

something about the way this elvis fella shakes his penis around in his pants just makes sense

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https://t.co/zMBxeOFmAw

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@ItsAll_Bullshit Hey man I recognized you by the shirt you posted on Twitter, have any annoying guys bothered you yet

[Doak @doaknet]

they call me getty images because i getty images. they call me github because i git hub.

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@zuza_real The way this hit the spot

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Gazing penisively out my window

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[talking to my analyst] you won't believe what returned the other day

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Of course he would say this