Imaginary FA 🇮🇪

Fatalist, Discordian and guy who likes funny stuff. No political stuff—just weirdness. fnord

[Imaginary FA 🇮🇪 @RickLoveIE]

How did people figure out vampires don’t like garlic?

Did people just take turns throwing vegetables at Dracula until they got lucky?

[Imaginary FA 🇮🇪 @RickLoveIE]

@cellapaz You’re thinking of Labour Day. Similar, but different.

[Mistress Malevolent @MistressMalevo2]

Never teach a woman to summon a demon if she's just had a breakup at a party.

[Imaginary FA 🇮🇪 @RickLoveIE]

@Danielaltiere @CrockettForReal @ADHDeanASL You do see this in zombie films. There’s always some zombies totally munching on guts of a dead guy while others pass by the easy food to chase someone. Which is it zs? Do you want to eat or just run around?

[Mistress Malevolent @MistressMalevo2]

It's okay if you hate musicals, just don't make a song and dance out of it.

[Imaginary FA 🇮🇪 @RickLoveIE]

What kind of sorcery is this? 1000 followers in one day? That’s amazing!

[Lil Jokerella @LJokerella]

Oh WOW! Joined twitter last night and now have 1000 followers! 😱This is officially a TWEET CALL. Send me one or two tweets you feel most represents your personal brand 💖

[Daft Pun @AllanForsyth]

Instructor: OK guys, the power of Christ compels you. Again. The power of Christ compels you. Note the rotating head! The power of Christ compels you. Avoid the projectile vomiting! The power of Christ compels you....
OK great, see you same time next week.

-Exorcise class.

[Imaginary FA 🇮🇪 @RickLoveIE]

FAQ: How do I join your coven?

Ans: Channel the spirit of your choice to message our Ouji board any Saturday evening. Alternatively, send us an email or ask a member to sponsor you.

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[Imaginary FA 🇮🇪 @RickLoveIE]

If my timeline resembles this in September...it’s just a coincidence.

[Imaginary FA 🇮🇪 @RickLoveIE]

@SiriusZach @Knorg 57?

[Imaginary FA 🇮🇪 @RickLoveIE]

Last night’s full moon summon-a-thon was amazing. The only disappointing note of the evening was Janette’s broom enchantment which resulted in it getting the ability to fry. It fries but doesn’t fly.

[Imaginary FA 🇮🇪 @RickLoveIE]

@SiriusZach @Knorg 75 #cccccc

[Imaginary FA 🇮🇪 @RickLoveIE]

@adamgreattweet John Wick

[Imaginary FA 🇮🇪 @RickLoveIE]

This is one of the funniest threads I’ve ever seen. 🤣🤣🤣

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

Hey I’m at antifa HQ & but i forgot my swipey thing at my desk can someone come let me in? I’m in the 4th floor stairwell

[Imaginary FA 🇮🇪 @RickLoveIE]

Remember to take full advantage of tonight’s full moon. And, if you’re on the moors, that might be a werewolf or just hairy Joe. Either way, be careful.

[Imaginary FA 🇮🇪 @RickLoveIE]

@BigJDubz Division Bell by Pink Floyd encumbered. The same song also uses myriad—

Encumbered forever by desire and ambition
There's a hunger still unsatisfied

[Imaginary FA 🇮🇪 @RickLoveIE]

@mitdasein I’d want to see his office, house and car first.

[Imaginary FA 🇮🇪 @RickLoveIE]

@RiotGrlErin I used to teach school and out of over 100 kids, I’d rarely see one I’d be happy to adopt. The odds were not good.

[Imaginary FA 🇮🇪 @RickLoveIE]

@RiotGrlErin

[cella @cellapaz]

Can anyone who is tech savvy help me out? I can’t figure out how y’all got to September and I’m still stuck in March...?!

[Imaginary FA 🇮🇪 @RickLoveIE]

@mitdasein