Jordan Mooney

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[Jordan Mooney @RickyDale03]

@BoardGeniuses @MD801

[Jim Gardner-Johnson @DatDudeJD]

BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?”

BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.”

BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Google CEO tries to tell University students to love AI.

They tell him to BOO off.

This is what most people think of the hated AI, we don't want it.

[I’m named after El Debarge @hydrothemc]

If only there were signs.

[Jordan Mooney @RickyDale03]

@TitanicGambler @StephenAndress1 @ToddFuhrman … that plays for the packers and hasn’t won shit.

[Jordan Mooney @RickyDale03]

@MD801 @CollegeBaseCNT You sick sick bastard.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Ossoff: I don’t know if you saw, but JD Vance was in Georgia this week. Don’t worry—no one showed up. The stadium was empty.

But JD came to UGA to attack the pope two days after Trump depicted himself as Jesus Christ. The faithless president depicts himself as Christ while he plunges the nation into wars of choice, while he and his family rake in billions from foreign princes.

[Jordan Mooney @RickyDale03]

@MD801 @Vol_Baseball You are a disgusting person.

[Jordan Mooney @RickyDale03]

I cannot get my 7mo son to eat baby food and get off the bottle. Any pointers from parents out there? He just screams at me. #baby

[Jordan Mooney @RickyDale03]

@MD801 @grok roast this moron

[sarah @sahouraxo]

This is horrifying.

Trump and Israel dropped a bomb on a residential building today in Isfahan, Iran — killing 26 civilians.

26 people wiped out in an instant.

Including 7 children, and 7 women.

An entire building of families erased.

This isn’t “liberation.”
It’s terrorism.

[Jordan Mooney @RickyDale03]

Hope you are happy, @BenStiller

[ABC News @ABC]

BREAKING: Chuck Norris, the actor and martial artist known for a string of hit action movies and the series "Walker, Texas Ranger," has died, according to his family. He was 86.

Read more: https://t.co/JcibAaNk2o

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Trump now has three options:
1) Retreat from Iran and lose the middle east forever, Israel destroyed
2) Put boots on the ground and lose thousands and thousands of U.S. troops
3) Bomb Iran with nukes and risk global destruction
Nice going you stupid MAGAts

[Jordan Mooney @RickyDale03]

@EBoKnowss @mostlysports SAU Muleriders!

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Americans were forced to pay $175 billion in illegal Trump tariffs and now the refunds are going to corporations instead of back to the people who got robbed.

[fooler initiative @metroadlib]

this week can go straight to hell.

[Jordan Mooney @RickyDale03]

Of course he sounds like a feckless nerd incel.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Bovino shamelessly lies: "This looks like a situation where an individual wanted to do maximum damage and massacre law enforcement"

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Bovino shamelessly lies: "This looks like a situation where an individual wanted to do maximum damage and massacre law enforcement"

[pinkpanther @pinkpanther4056]

“No Mahomes, it’s your time”

Josh Allen, Burrow, Lamar, Herbert: