Ron Konrad

For we now on this land are wont to forget and wipe our minds fresh at each dawn you may not yet have heard of the name Ron Konrad

twenty-three

[Ron Konrad @RonKonrad]

@TG4981759038991 @JJ_McCullough Carney became PM before getting a seat in parliament while that guy who was mayor of Manchester had to run in a by election to get the chance to challenge our keir—an ordinary bloke doing an extraordinary job.

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@agraybee this is what i've always said about the matrix

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@machine___angel Eh?

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@eW8fkgAM52GS9xW @Elevating360 @gracecamille_ Push real hard on your pelvic floor. If you've eaten recently, a mushy, brown dough should emerge from your rectum. Place a bowl on the floor to catch it,. Grab any colorful nonpareils product from a local market and sprinkle to taste.

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From pensburry manor you can see the Philly skyline

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

when i moved to chicago from indiana in 2017, my mom started texting me pictures of the city whenever she was at the dunes to let me know she was close and i find that to be very sweet

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@Elevating360 @gracecamille_ What is the square root of my foot in. Your ass. AI. And I don’t mean Allen iverson.

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Septa Stations be like:
Fraggle Rock Transit Center

[Cecil B. Moore (A Wheelchair Accessible Station) @BroadStTUFF]

SEPTA stations be like: Cecil B Moore, A Wheelchair Accessible Station

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@Gaismair It’s copper brother

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@daveweigel Anyone said “rolling stone” by bob dylan always liked that one

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@turntineforwhat This is like directors commentary

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@bf_crane More like whacks off nostalgic

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@PretentiousChik @offbeatorbit Good lord

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@nickmmark Man got Eduardo Saverin numbers

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@bf_crane Thought u had him as ur avi tbh

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@Jacebx718 @coldhealing No rings

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@WB_Baskerville I go infant terrible in the attorney general, love supreme tradition of putting the adjective after the noun. A fancy baby terrible

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@plainwhiteclaw It did give us this funny in retrospect campaign ad.

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@FloraRodgersxo thought this was about belly buttons

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@AdamFriedland fuck u

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@capybaroness he's even self-plagiarizing again! (0:40)
https://t.co/6bEC38DHIW

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I didn’t want to spend my 20’s as a professional defendant. Who knew--the music industry doesn’t have a sense of humor.--