Ronny Waffles

Just a man. Just an innocent man, really.

[Ronny Waffles @RonnyWaffles]

@ourgoodlifeuk No, it's 2.8%, and you've deliberately shown a price at WHSmith - a retailer known for operating in captive markets where it can charge inflated prices.

[Ronny Waffles @RonnyWaffles]

@NoContextBrits I once tried to search for 'I'm A Celebrity' using Microsoft's old voice assistant Cortana, and it responded with 'Are you now'.

[Ronny Waffles @RonnyWaffles]

@ChinchillaSoup @Matthardy_BR "AND WHAT DOES BNC STAND FOR, YOU CNT? BIG NEURON CONTROLLER! THINK, SHEEP!" *frantically taps own head*

[David Gauke @DavidGauke]

I didn’t vote for either of the winners of the last two General Elections but “traitors” for whom a “reckoning is coming”? Really? This very excitable, angry & hyperbolic man should be nowhere near a position of responsibility in a political party that aspires to power.

[Ronny Waffles @RonnyWaffles]

@aChildOf2Worlds @luenicluke On an iPhone the announcement is said in whatever voice you have Siri set to. Does your mum also have an iPhone, and if so, could her Siri be set to a female voice?

[Ronny Waffles @RonnyWaffles]

@mark_hoath @easyJet So an airline should be boycotted and deserves to go bust because you deem them to have handled an individual flight cancellation poorly?

Are you always this measured?

[Ronny Waffles @RonnyWaffles]

@RLJG90 @MrLewisVuitton 100%. They said he could bring the packaging in for a refund but he said the shop was too far out of his way, then he was demanding an alternative solution from them. The alternative solution is to move on with your life, fella.. it's a bag of carrots FFS.

[Waqas🔶️ @m0w4q45]

Three problems, Rob: it's not a mosque (it's a food bank with a small prayer room), it wasn't a consecrated church (it was an old school building), and it doesn't serve any faith exclusively. The one thing genuinely destroyed at the site was a digger torched by arsonists who'd swallowed the exact "it's becoming a mosque" myth you're reposting. The C of E condemned the attack. Maybe read past the headline next time.

[Ronny Waffles @RonnyWaffles]

@V4MPIRESHAWTY They're literally just selling tower fans by the manufacturer Bush (actually one of their own, in-house electronics brands).. there is no hidden meaning.

[Dipper @dipperid]

The official POTUS account, everyone!

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Keep reminding that Curtis Arnold, aka DJE Media, is on the sex offenders register whenever you see him. He's back filming vulnerable people in Manchester.

[Ronny Waffles @RonnyWaffles]

@realninawysocka Can't say I've ever felt like the government was treating me like trash.

[Ronny Waffles @RonnyWaffles]

@SpookieChap @Tesco @benrwright How are Tesco supposed to do anything about it without knowing the details of where this is happening?

[Ronny Waffles @RonnyWaffles]

@Free_Plasticine @AllanRicharz That's not what's being talked about here. We're talking about a code sent to your email *instead* of a password, not in addition to it.

[Ronny Waffles @RonnyWaffles]

@gaduvedo @AllanRicharz You don't need a smartphone to receive a code sent to your email.

[Ronny Waffles @RonnyWaffles]

@anon_opin It's only incorrect if you click it.

[Ronny Waffles @RonnyWaffles]

@Buntesland @cutiieepie6 I imagine in some ways it's similar to when you take a kitten from it's mother and siblings. At first it will be scared and missing them, but very quickly it will adapt to its new life.

[Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @Haggis_UK]

Mick Lynch on Nigel Farage:

"He's going to unleash a torrent of racism & division.. putting us into the dark ages"

ML calls out the Telegraph:

"The Telegraph seems to be preparing itself to become a fully signed up affiliate of Reform & all the racism & disunity it will cause"

[Ronny Waffles @RonnyWaffles]

@LBC “How can you tax me on my overtime? It doesn’t make sense.”

Why doesn't it? Why wouldn't you be taxed on your earnings?