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deciding what to do with the time that was given to us

[Comment Etiquette @commentiquette]

Hey didn't this guy do a bunch of rapes?

[🦕 Aurora 🦕 @RoraExplorer]

@JoeBiden do not go high. show the supreme court why it's not okay to pass these laws. commit the worst crimes you can think of, become ungovernable. if you don't do it, someone worse will.

[🦕 Aurora 🦕 @RoraExplorer]

@GameChangerSam @dropout @samreich @ZacOyama @rekhalshankar @agbeardsley @GrantOB @KatieMarovitch @BrennanLM @ericwareheim i was super disappointed that rekha didn't win anything. hardly anyone guessed her and she got everyone right. idk if having the ratfish decide everything was very fair. 'adjustable side table, walnut' was my favorite too.

[🦕 Aurora 🦕 @RoraExplorer]

@POTUS Yo, do you wanna like wake up and do something about Roe v. Wade or are you just gonna stay there with your two thumbs up your butt?

[🦕 Aurora 🦕 @RoraExplorer]

@divinecures Also Aquarius rising, but usually fire signs. 🔥🔥

[🦕 Aurora 🦕 @RoraExplorer]

@JellyfishAD @Georgia39410 @baystclair So weed is actually a very mild hallucinogen, and it can induce schizophrenia. I don’t know if it makes existing symptoms worse, but I’d err on the side of caution.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

So @usbank rakes in billions every year and asks their underpaid employees to help fund other underpaid employees so that they themselves can take the tax write off. This is so fucking gross.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

There are a lot of scams out there but working 5 days a week and only getting 2 off has to be in the top 10.

[Victoria M. Walker @vikkie]

My dog, who does not pay rent or bills and is, himself, a bill, has sighed three times in the past five minutes.

[Dap 🦍 @theDapperilla]

Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day but teach a man to fish and suddenly “the service at this restaurant is terrible”

[fredesque @FredTaming]

me: ever heard of quasimodo

him: doesn’t ring a bell

me: i assure you he does

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

I have never felt more internalized misogyny than when I just saw a video of a bald eagle mom and realized I never thought bald eagles could be girls.

[🦕 Aurora 🦕 @RoraExplorer]

@justky1018 https://t.co/SqY6Z6Hlgl

This is why I started my Twitter account

[im on the ither sight @jon_snow_420]

god: i have made Mankind
angels: you fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

[🦕 Aurora 🦕 @RoraExplorer]

@KaylaAncrum They’re not delicious, but baking soda and chalk come from rocks I think?

[Wøe ☥ @Woeotto]

Why do marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what the power puff girls did in 11 minutes

[🦕 Aurora 🦕 @RoraExplorer]

@BezosEarthFund @JeffBezos @DrAndrewSteer @IvanDuque Looks like a lovely little vacation, and I’m glad you founded a charity for tax write-offs. Speaking of tax write-offs, would you mind contributing to the 99% a little bit? There are people starving, working two jobs to make a salary amount of what you make in a minute. Prick.

[S. @msf_actual]

This was written by a bird.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Whoever keeps those Arizona iced teas at $0.99 should be in charge of inflation