Soybeans 🪴

I’m just here to piss you off.

[Soybeans 🪴 @RoutineSoybean]

@getabit Is there a reason no one answers your help chat feature? I’ve been waiting for help since last week?

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

“very mindful, very demure..” please shut tf UP

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me looking at what's about to turn into a missed call

[Soybeans 🪴 @RoutineSoybean]

@hollypryce @UberUKI_Support Having the exact same problem. Google suggests the email is [email protected]. No idea if you’ll get a human though!

[Soybeans 🪴 @RoutineSoybean]

@dkhos hi, could you provide me with a complaint email please? Your team at @UberUKI_Support keep directing me to a link that does not work and are not listening when I say the in app service isn’t working. They also won’t provide a name of who I’m talking to.

[Soybeans 🪴 @RoutineSoybean]

@UberUKI_Support can you explain this policy?

[Soybeans 🪴 @RoutineSoybean]

@ubereats_uk is there a reason why your policy won’t allow a refund for missing items? Why have we paid for food that hasn’t arrived? Why won’t you refund? Your advisor has just said that your policy won’t allow a refund?

[Soybeans 🪴 @RoutineSoybean]

@ubereats_uk is there a reason why your policy won’t allow a refund for missing items? Why have we paid for food that hasn’t arrived? Why won’t you refund? Your advisor has just said that your policy won’t allow a refund?

[Z Mindset @zilovex]

In Paris, the first supporters are already in place. #openingceremony #ceremoniedouverture

[Sam Whyte @samwhyte]

Whoever's responsible for the Microsoft outage is getting fired anyway, so the smart thing to do would be knock Teams out for the day too and leave a hero.

[Soybeans 🪴 @RoutineSoybean]

@SLC_Repayment hi, I was told I’d receive an email about my refund but it’s yet to come through?

[Dr. Jessica Taylor @DrJessTaylor]

Before everyone starts suggesting that maybe Kyle Clifford was ‘suffering from mental health issues’ which ‘caused him’ to tie up and shoot three women, let me shoot some facts here:

1. There is not a single mental disorder listed or described in the DSM which states that it causes murder

2. Not a single mental health charity would put their name to a public statement which stated that MH was associated with committing murder - in fact they would probably do the opposite

3. Men kill women because they want to

4. Men kill women because they get something out of it

5. Men kill women because of their misogyny and male entitlement

6. Men kill women because they enjoy it

7. Men kill women because we do absolutely nothing about the toxic, abusive, misogynistic, pro-violence and pro-abuse society we raise them in

8. Men kill women because there are virtually zero consequences and less than 2% conviction rate for domestic and sexual violence crimes

People only claim men who murder are mentally ill for TWO reasons:

1. To defend the suspect legally, in order to claim insanity, so charges or sentences can be lessened

2. To psychologically distance ourselves from their actions, so no one has to accept that this is a social and systemic problem of violence and abuse - and we can all go on pretending that it was another ‘one-off’ caused by ‘mental illness’

End.

[Soybeans 🪴 @RoutineSoybean]

Someone’s Nan is for sale on Vinted

[Soybeans 🪴 @RoutineSoybean]

@irvingphil @TUIUK Website is down too, can’t complete my booking!

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY

[Mariah @droppedabop]

Nobody:

Dogs trying to vomit #Eurovision2024

[eims⁴ ⭐️ @4norrisL]

I SAID IT BEFORE AND IM GONNA SAY IT AGAIN CROWN THE FUCKING WITCH!! 🇮🇪🫶🏻 #Eurovision2024 #Eurovision

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Instagram put up a new “limit political content” feature in settings and set it as the default for tons of accounts. The timing of this feature is very suspect to me, but anyway here is how to fix it

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

it is 1424. we live in hovels and discuss the fate of the princess. meat is too expensive.

it is 1724. we live in hovels and discuss the fate of the princess. meat is too expensive.

it is 2024. we live in hovels and discuss the fate of the princess. meat is too expensive.