Austin Ruesink

[TRAE @OreGaTrae]

Wife: "I got a text from random 619 number."

Me: "That's San Diego."

Wife: "Why do you know that?"

Me: *inhales deeply and begins to explain the entire history of lucha libre*

[Hurricane Helms @ShaneHelmsCom]

So the same people that think humans have no effect on climate change now believe that humans can control the weather?

[Brandon Carney @BenchwarmerBran]

At least Rashee Rice went out doing what he loved. Ending a drive with a horrible collision and immediately leaving the scene

[The Dan Le Batard Show @LeBatardShow]

“Give ‘em another 3rd down”

[Rich Eisen @richeisen]

The Bengals are called for defensive holding on 5th down.

[Austin Ruesink @RuesinkAustin]

@David_W_Moore @ScooterMagruder True, Dak should be teaching Turbin to not muff YET ANOTHER punt. Also, he should be teaching Anger to turn his hands over when catching a high snap for a punt.

[Austin Ruesink @RuesinkAustin]

@grantwilson52 @GovParsonMO Make online sports gambling legal before this please :)

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Two old guys against the young bucks @PhilMickelson. @b_dechambeau better get used to laying up because we know @AaronRodgers12 isn’t going for it 🤣

[Layne Norton, PhD @BioLayne]

Imagine us arguing with physicists about physics on here? Can you imagine how bad we’d get slammed? But since everyone eats, everyone thinks their opinion on nutrition is valid.

Let me ask this guy: what do you do for a living? What is your profession?

[Austin Ruesink @RuesinkAustin]

@pxpimus @SarbearMae

[Austin Ruesink @RuesinkAustin]

@GaboArdilla @BioLayne

[Austin Ruesink @RuesinkAustin]

@1053thefan Pay. Him.

[Austin Ruesink @RuesinkAustin]

@_illmatic22 @LeBatardShow @Stugotz790 Where are they going to be, Twitch?

[Austin Ruesink @RuesinkAustin]

@CashCollins @TotalProSports

[Austin Ruesink @RuesinkAustin]

@BrianBriFisch @MariaHo

[Austin Ruesink @RuesinkAustin]

@BioLayne

[Isaac @WorldofIsaac]

If Mahomes makes this throw the announcers cream their pants for 10 minutes

[Austin Ruesink @RuesinkAustin]

-Me: *gets in the shower*
-My Metabolism: *initiate bowel movement*
-Me: *currently sitting on the toilet with wet cheeks*
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Why does this always happen?.?.

[Austin Ruesink @RuesinkAustin]

@kevinnbass

[Steve Edwards @SDECoxHealth]

We live in an amazing community. OTC Chancellor Higdon offered equipment, supplies PPEs to deepen our emergency cache. We took it! This literally brought a tear to my eye. Thank you from a grateful healthcare community. @HalHigdon @OTCedu