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26. Husker football enjoyer. Woke but "one of the good ones". Marxist-Leninist. A little gay but also a little straight.

[Rules @RulesCS_]

@MoxxieMoth @suchnerve People would just use a different word to mean the exact same thing though. It's not like people were being genuinely kinder, it was just less vulgar.

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[Godzilla Ganker @2Josher]

hiding it right under our noses this entire time

[Ersatz @ohficklething]

None of you are self-aware. You are howling narcissists. This woman starts this video off by listing her personality type, attachment style, horoscope, as if borrowed categories add up to a self. You think about yourselves too much and have mistaken it for introspection.

[Tweet is the Work 🌷 @NoblestCalling]

Fahrenheit is superior because it's basically telling you what % hot it is

[QNDZY @QNDZYcom]

Forza Horizon 6 is literally unplayable because of this game breaking bug 😡

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

I INSTALLED A KERNEL MODE ANTI CHEAT SOMEONE HELP ME OH MY GOD ITS ALL OVER MY KERNEL ITS CHINESE AND INSIDE OF ME KERNEL

[Rules @RulesCS_]

@tinycsgo banger craft! underrated awp skin too imo

[Liberalism made me impotent @stolperson]

I think it's some sort of animal abuse type crime to have Zizek on Piers Morgan.

[slothy @slothy_420]

i love how being actually fucking annoying is just called ragebaiting now and if you fall for it you’re the problem

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

This is it.
Everything learned spending millions on longevity.

From: Your Immortal Unc and Auntie.
To: Our Immortal nieces and nephews.

0. Sleep is the world's most powerful drug.
1. Be in your bed for 8 hours
2. Same bedtime every night, any time before midnight
3. Don’t eat right before bed
4. Calm foods for dinner
5. No screens 1 hour before bed
6. Avoid added sugar (be aware it’s in everything)
7. Avoid all things in an American convenience store
8. Avoid fried foods
9. Shoes off at the door
10. Eat whole foods, particularly veggies fruits nuts legumes berries
11. Walk a little after meals or air squats
12. Get your heart rate high routinely
13. Lift heavy things
14. Stretch daily
15. Water pik, floss, brush, tongue scrape, morning and night
16. Make an effort to drink water
17. Get sunlight when you wake up (UV is low)
18. Protect skin in midday sun
19. Stand up straight
20. See at least one friend once a week
21. Avoid plastic where you can (in all things)
22. Circulate air in rooms
23. When stressed, breathe, learn to calm your body
24. Go to the dentist
25. Avoid sitting for long times
26. Protect your hearing, the world is too loud
27. Alcohol is bad for you
28. Finish coffee before noon
29. Avoid bright lights after sunset
30. If obese, look into a GLP
31. Sleep in a cold room
32. Texting while driving is dangerous
33. Turn off all notifications
34. Limit social media use
35. Don’t smoke anything
36. If you struggle to sleep, read a physical book before bed
37. 1 hour before bed have a calm wind down routine: bath, read, light walk, listen to music
38. The body is a clock and loves routine. Have a daily morning and evening schedule.
39. Avoid long distance travel where you can
40. Baby steps first: incorporate new things slowly
41. Do less… most things don’t work.

Bonus points if you get your blood checked.

Start here, it will change your life.

[chaosjim @yungfloop]

yeah i got a porn addiction
porn myself a big bowl of cereal

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

> web article about unis
> 90% of students using ai to cheat
> uni educators and staff frustrated
> call for revolution of education
> critics say school is cooked now
> phd lady writes article about it
> look inside
> "its not x—its y"
> "why it matters"

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

He’s very clearly in the awesome revelatory/transition phase of drug addiction where you realize it’s much more fun to do A Lot Of Them Alone instead of just A Little In Public.

And Then The Fun Really Begins

[Rules @RulesCS_]

@Vmike90 @joshtweeterson Sims looked awful at Georgia Tech before he came here... against worse players. Exact same issues, there's no excuse the coaching staff can make.

[ؘ @matheusxereca]

"i have a breeding kink" IT'S A FACTORY SETTING IT COMES FREE WITH YOUR BIOLOGICAL IMPERATIVE!!!

[ganii @gahhnie]

balatro is probably the only game so far that mellowed out into a classic. no controversies, no hated sequels, good porn, and very friendly community

[Lunix @SolLunix]

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."
Government: "Totally reasonable."

You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."
Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."
You: "That's not—"
Government: "File by May 15."