Runaway Bunny

Restart account. // came back for mothering solidarity, stayed for NBA centel.

[Runaway Bunny @RunawayBunn]

@ThymeToBeBorn Wait! What is the antibiotics factor???

[Runaway Bunny @RunawayBunn]

@CartoonsHateHer Lolol when they happen to play on someone else’s for a moment, “okay, wow! We’re so new to this! Fun to try for the first time!”

[Runaway Bunny @RunawayBunn]

@littleapostate First birth was a pandemic baby and visitors weren’t allowed in, we loveddddd it and kept that rule for the next three. “Can’t wait for her to meet you when we’re settled!”

[Laundry Del Rey @moontruther34]

Having kids is a psy op by big Dont Kill Yourself

[Runaway Bunny @RunawayBunn]

@AniseNot Wait, at co-op?? That’s public school behavior, or forest charter at most

[Mother Grundy @MotherGrundy]

This is what SAHMs actually get to do.

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

Ladies, who was the worst guy you’ve ever dated…and why was it an avoidant who thought he was a “good guy”?

[Runaway Bunny @RunawayBunn]

American FB

[Packy McCormick @packyM]

Probably not the highest and best use of his time, but I need Elon to make a printer

[Adriana Porter Felt @__apf__]

reading is a great hobby because it lets you bedrot with moral superiority

[Runaway Bunny @RunawayBunn]

This is 100p true and transcends family cultures and belief systems. Problem solving dads give kids chill, calm moms.

[emily may @emilykmay]

always gonna be exceptions, but the least neurotic mothers i know have helpful husbands that are looking out for them.

the most neurotic mothers i know have a husband who, at best, says "everything is going to be fine, chill out" while doing nothing helpful.

[Runaway Bunny @RunawayBunn]

@bethanyshondark I WANTED TO FEEL IT SO BAD. I would have accepted a placebo impact. But got neither.

[Jordan Chamberlain @jordylancaster]

My kids excited to Me preparing to
sit by the “campfire” not have power
(living room fireplace) for a week

[Mother Grundy @MotherGrundy]

I just love my role as dispenser of resources!

YOU get blueberries!
YOU get this beautiful pair of thrifted shoes that are practically new!
YOU get pizza!
YOU get read to in a cosy wingback!
YOU get a nursing session until you’re milk drunk!

[Runaway Bunny @RunawayBunn]

@CartoonsHateHer Loose light colored linens

[Wayne Rowcliffe 🦬 @wrowclif]

I so much hate meal trains.

I was subject to one when the twins were born and it was extremely awkward and stressful and unhelpful.

[Ellie @basilYam]

Co-fertility programs (where u donate half ur eggs in exchange for keeping half for free) make me think of those fairy tales where a couple makes an egregious deal w a witch so they can get a baby

[Runaway Bunny @RunawayBunn]

@MrsCMFrancis @bethanyshondark Would agree that’s the reason they’re turning out that way, but I wouldn’t say the parent is a bad person. ( re: The kid is a a jerk bc the parent is a jerk etc)