@fiestyelement "Oh, I see!" Don Quixote said brightly, as if that explained everything.
Leo rolled his eyes and slumped back in his seat. "Whatever. You're probably gonna want to talk to Director Goredolf and see if you can pitch in, given how the entire planet's an empty white sand desert."
@fiestyelement "You'd be surprised. We've had a serial k!ller werewolf, and ancient Chinese vampire fairy, and plenty more assassins and murderers in our ranks.
We're all that's currently left of humanity. Don't know how you survived outside, and quite frankly I don't get paid enough to ask."
@fiestyelement The IT specialist rolled his eyes. "Yeah, yeah, real clever. Look, do you need an account on the Chaldea network or not?"
Leo's Servant materialized beside him with an apologetic look. "Please forgive my Master, señora, he's not the most social person..."