Ryan

Racecar dreams on a beater car budget

[Pokémon Perfect Shots @Pokemonpshot]

Mentally I am here

[4 @iiSunkiss]

Me when i get flashbacks of all the stupid shit i did for love

[𝕋𝕆𝕄 @Ironmute]

“Are you bulking or cutting?”
Brother, I’m eating when I’m hungry and training when I can.

[not telling you @ghettiburner]

“Place your item in the bagging area”
Fucking shut up

[🍀 G R O V Y L E 🍀 @SoyGrovyle]

El peak de la felicidad fue esto

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Being an adult taught me that having extra money means I probably forgot to pay something.

[rova @rovabtw]

i miss when goon meant entry level mafia employee

[90s Pokemon @90sPKMN]

Pokémon Gen 2 at night feels like home.

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

"you handled it so well"

Me at 3am;

[The Mining Guy. 👷🏾‍♂️ @TheMiningGuySA]

As an adult you literally have 37 minutes to celebrate a win until you face another inconvenience. 😭

[‎ً @cyberfeeels]

me putting away my $200 in groceries

[ً @artfuIchaos]

everything used to be 20 dollars and now that i finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[angel @angelshit]

Who up mourning the present

[feelings haver @_oz___]

Red Hot Chili Peppers are pregnant white girl smoking a cigarette at the gas station wearing a Cookie Monster snap back music, sorry

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

at the strip club throwing handfuls of box tops on the stage

[francis wolf @francis__wolf]

white people don’t say “hobby” anymore. they say “i’m low key autistic and this is my current special interest and hyperfixation”

[gemini ❤️‍🔥 @fkabonetitties]

This is how I’m moving through crowds because people are actually stupid asf now and have no spatial awareness and walk entirely too slow all of the time

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

“your package will be delivered today”
me all day:

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

My problem is that I’m way TOO quick to say “Oh it’s only $30/$40.” Then I look up and notice I spent $30/$40 25 times in one week. 😂🥴