Ryan Lustgarten

Star Wars memes and opera singing dreams

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@VBrutha4183 @barstoolsports We’ve got Mr “fun at parties” over here 🙄

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@VBrutha4183 @barstoolsports Blah blah blah you can’t ruin this beautiful moment with political divisiveness no matter how hard you try.

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@JakobSanderson @32BeatWriters What if you just finished your dynasty start-up draft two weeks ago? Any suggestions? Would appreciate your thoughts!

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@StormyArsenal @BradBigelow7 @DocLibertarian I mean, the original argument is obviously true as well, as long as you limit it to those athletes with the correct body type for soccer AND soccer was a sport Americans preferred culturally AND coordination is under the umbrella of the term “athleticism”

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@StormyArsenal @BradBigelow7 @DocLibertarian So why would you posit American athletes would have less “innate talent”? Just being BORN in Spain doesn’t make you a better soccer player lmao. Our soccer-playing “Van Gogh” is just playing in the nfl instead

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@NextGenNero What a “hot” take that nobody’s ever had before 🙄 most awarded game in history is “mid” slop ass take

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@JoshisButler90 Wtf else could it be?? It isn’t fair that we have the greatest athletes in the world, but we simply do 🤷‍♂️ you’re just lucky soccer is like our 5th favorite sport culturally

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@TheShazUSA @nosoupforgeorge He’s on our team due to birthright citizenship. If you’re against that policy, you don’t get to cheer for him 🤷‍♂️

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THE UNITED STATES SHOWS THE WORLD WHY ITS CALLED SOCCER TONIGHT

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@barstoolsports That defender smiling through the tears cuz he knows the cartel is takin that foot when he gets back to Paraguay 😭

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@Tubi I LOVE YOU FOR HAVING THE WORLD CUP AND LETTING ME WATCH IT ⚽️ You’ve got brand loyalty from me for LIFE

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@yElff_ If prime Odell decided he loved soccer as a kid and not football, he’s probably on the national team. If he decided he liked tennis, he’s probably on the ATP tour. Mike Evans coulda been in the NBA, Kyler Murray coulda been in the MLB, list goes on and on

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@yElff_ Man, this is take is utterly brain dead. THE reason why this is the case is because these athletes weren’t kicking a soccer ball in their athletically formative years. Of course they’re gonna be bad kicking a soccer ball for their first time in theirs mid-twenties.

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@AFantasyFormula Thoughts on Nagy destroying Dart’s rushing TD numbers like he has with every QB in the past?

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@InfernoZard10

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@TopDynastyTakes Jaxson Dart

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@TrevorAllenMD I don’t think it needs to be immunity, just a resistance

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@AdamKoffler @BradyHenderson This is a good q

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@QuiGonJenna Got it tatted on me

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@Wescott464348 Why she wavin her Lobstussy around like that 😭