RyanKalombo Esq

LLB EN ROUTE ⚖️

[Uncle Small Small @WarrenMutendi]

What type of love do ohns feel which makes them marry someone that can't cook?

[mika @mikasagrada]

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[Nameless @Namelessjc2]

"¿Por qué no puedes dormir?"

Yo todas las noches:

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

Me pretending to be okay with a situation that's clearly affecting me

[Zion @zionwelt]

when you finally have enough battery percentage to roll over on the other side of the bed >>>>>>

[Zion @zionwelt]

if you catch me opening up Shazam while U on aux ima beat tf outta you

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i belong to the 1% of the population that has never seen a single episode of game of thrones.

[𝐃𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐡🥭 @dennistweets01]

When my mum comes home and smells some aroma of relaxation in the air

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

That shower u take after cleaning the whole house >>>

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

[: @_dxllz7]

“i won’t think about it anymore”

me all night:

[Alina ♰ @emalkova22]

All this shi just to die on a random day

[Goddess🥀 @Swit_zee]

When a rich person says “money isn’t everything”

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Me whenever the stars are visible

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

how silly of me to forget how far God has brought me simply because I want to go farther.

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

"I have gist for you"
A love language.

[Khanya_Siluma🇿🇦 @SilumaKhanya]

I love it when Black people say “here comes your friend” and when you look up it’s someone you hate

[Chilapa Chanda @Chilaz10]

Kuti wa skidisha tractor? I doubt mwe ba fyashi

[Adolf @Adolfakd]

Commentor; “iran fires ashot”

US military security😂

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

South Africa when they get knocked out of World Cup but it means they can go back home early to protect their jobs