Cobie Evil Twin

I was feeling happy and optimistic about the future but then I remembered that I am British. Inverse investment advice. Parody account (former SBF Evil Twin).

[Cobie Evil Twin @SBF_Evil_Twin]

Since my twin brother @SBF_FTX is still in prison with no Presidential pardon in sight I have (temporarily) reincarnated as @cobie Evil Twin, your friendly neighborhood crypto whale (no relation to @jordanfish). And now I'm feeling happy and optimistic about the future!

[Cobie Evil Twin @SBF_Evil_Twin]

The jail did wonders to CZ’s physique - maybe he should go back?

[CZ 🔶 BNB @cz_binance]

Not my usual style to post half naked photos, but what the hell... 🤣

Also 49, no AI, no photoshop, pure human labor.

I encourage people to compete on health, not wealth rankings or lambos.

More health, more family = true wealth, and happiness.

[Cobie Evil Twin @SBF_Evil_Twin]

Oh great, now my good twin @cobie is a FUDder

[CZ 🔶 BNB @cz_binance]

They FUD for their business interests. Although frowned up on, it makes some sense.

FUD hurts your bag.

You following along hurts your own bag more. It does NOT make sense for you.

[Eric Trump Evil Twin @EricTrumpEvilT]

CZ doesn’t have an evil twin because he is the evil twin

[Cobie Evil Twin @SBF_Evil_Twin]

Would

[Tyler @TylerDurden]

I’m going to say something that might make everyone angry

[Cobie Evil Twin @SBF_Evil_Twin]

Sam had 99 problems and a bitch was number one! Ain’t gonna happen to @cz_binance because he’s the father of @heyibinance child and not another member of a polycule.

[The Crypto Times @CryptoTimes_io]

🚨UPDATE: FTX insider Caroline Ellison moved out of prison.

The former Alameda CEO has been transferred to community confinement after serving ~11 months of her 2-year sentence.

With a projected release in Feb 2026.

[Cobie Evil Twin @SBF_Evil_Twin]

That's our cousin

[Cobie Evil Twin @SBF_Evil_Twin]

@kirbyongeo @cobie Remember how CT loved @SBF_FTX as much? I do because I used to be SBF’s evil twin.

[Cobie Evil Twin @SBF_Evil_Twin]

Oldie but goodie

[Purp @purplesyrup2x]

So I found this this odd SBF parody account with zero engagement @SBF_Evil_Twin called out SBF & FTX ponzi casino in 2020.

He hit the nail on the head to the point that Sam actually wanted to know how he figured it out.

Read the exchange below:

[Cobie Evil Twin @SBF_Evil_Twin]

I’ve been unemployed ever since I lost my job at FTX - I was in charge of tracking billions worth of customer assets in a bunch of Excel spreadsheets

[SBF @SBF_FTX]

1) I have a lot of sympathy for gov’t employees: I, too, have not checked my email for the past few (hundred) days

And I can confirm that being unemployed is a lot less relaxing than it looks

[Cobie Evil Twin @SBF_Evil_Twin]

Saving Barry’s greatest hits for posterity - huge thanks to @Pleddiror for screenshotting!

[Pledditor @Pledditor]

Looks like @BarrySilbert has deleted all his old tweets

The good news? I have screenshotted some of his greatest hits 📷📸

[Cobie Evil Twin @SBF_Evil_Twin]

@zellecoin @JupiterExchange To the moon!!! 🚀🚀🚀

[Cobie Evil Twin @SBF_Evil_Twin]

@bulaberatard @JupiterExchange LFG #Bulltards !

[Cobie Evil Twin @SBF_Evil_Twin]

Uh-uh, not guilty!

[Cobie Evil Twin @SBF_Evil_Twin]

gm to all the dumb motherf*ckers

[Inner City Press @innercitypress]

AUSA Sassoon: You called people on Crypto Twitter "Dumb motherf*ckers"?
SBF: A subset of them, yes.
AUSA: Isn't it true you thought that regulation would help you take market share from Binance?
SBF: That would be a pro. There were cons.

[Cobie Evil Twin @SBF_Evil_Twin]

Told ya. If @SBF_FTX follows the prison advice and shaves his head, how are you going to tell who’s the evil twin then? 🤔

[Bitfinex'ed 🔥🐧 Κασσάνδρα 🏺 @Bitfinexed]

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO SEE HERE.

Tether fraud starts printing Tethers out of thin air at an exponential rate after a "loan agreement" with FTX.

I wonder what SBF provided as collateral for said loans, wait a minute, how many Bitcoins were on FTX when they declared bankruptcy?

[Cobie Evil Twin @SBF_Evil_Twin]

That wasn’t me, mmkaay? $BALD

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

Bald dev is like 90% SBF or an Alameda person at this point.

The early votes on sushi governance are super sus.

When Nomi bailed and community stepped in there weren’t tons of us around and SBF was the one posting to snapshot votes…

[Cobie Evil Twin @SBF_Evil_Twin]

Yeah bitch, no Tay Tay for you!

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

UPDATE: Earlier this year we broke and confirmed that Taylor Swift, contrary to why her camp said, DID NOT turn down FTX’s $100M sponsorship deal. CNBC now corroborates that FTX and Sam Bankman-Fried turned down the Taylor deal. The real reason however is because Sam wanted to get back at a lover who was a Taylor Swift fan. He stopped the deal out of spite.

https://t.co/2MOiAbNbpj

[Cobie Evil Twin @SBF_Evil_Twin]

It was all Dan’s fault! #ftx #sbf #crypto #Bitcoin #Ethererum https://t.co/M9dkaAd9m9

[Cobie Evil Twin @SBF_Evil_Twin]

Told ya

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

5/12

-Tether did make loans of USDT against Bitcoin and Ether collateral to multiple parties, including Bitfinex

-At one point $5.1B in USDT was on loans against BTC or ETH (which was ~20% of all Tether in 2021)