Sam Clayton

[Sam Clayton @SHClayton]

@GazTT7 Still thinking about your goal from last night aren’t ya

[Sam Clayton @SHClayton]

In disbelief that this isn’t a parody

[Rt Hon Nadine Dorries @NadineDorries]

.@GaryLineker does need to decide though, is he a footie presenter or a candidate for the Labour Party?

We discuss on my show tonight on @TalkTV 8pm !

[Sam Clayton @SHClayton]

@p_hillman @EastMidRailway Didn’t wanna stay at yours, next

[Sam Clayton @SHClayton]

£200+ down on a hotel due to @EastMidRailway mistreating their staff, leaving us stranded in London overnight on a strike day. No compensation though 🤷‍♂️

Total loss of £330.79 for a London - Dronfield return, for a train that didn’t even run on the day we needed it

[Sam Clayton @SHClayton]

@_Rabona_ @mmozza09 😂 so accurate

[Sam Clayton @SHClayton]

@NickMcNaughton @LesDennis Good job they resolved it… Les would have destroyed him

[Josh Pugh @JoshPughComic]

Can’t wait for England to get dumped out of the World Cup at the group stages and then pretending I’ve boycotted the entire event because of human rights reasons.

[Sam Clayton @SHClayton]

@p_hillman Totally had Southgate’s back after the euros, thought no matter what happens in the wanky nations league he’s still the guy for the World Cup. But it’s been so bad I’m now worried…

[SopranoSoccer @SoccerSoprano]

LEAKED - Jurgen Klopp confronts Chelsea owner Todd Boehly over his plans to introduce a North vs South Premier League All-Star game…

[Rae Earl @RaeEarl]

Thanks to @corriepodcast here’s 32 seconds of Fred Elliott from Coronation Street making noises.

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

Good riddance @PritiPatel.

You were an unspeakably cruel Home Secretary and won’t be missed by anyone with a shred of decency 👋🏽

[Enough is Enough @eiecampaign]

Enough is enough. It's time to turn anger into action.

Join the campaign to fight the cost-of-living crisis.

https://t.co/1SeHcIXdMr

[Sam Clayton @SHClayton]

How long till the rioting starts then?

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

BP reports huge profits of nearly £7bn ($8.45bn), the second highest in the company's history, after oil and gas prices soared https://t.co/qVcv4ErhiB

[Isiah Whitlock Jr. @IsiahWhitlockJr]

Alessia Russo scores with a backheel that nutmegs the Swedish goalie? In a Euro semi-final? Sheeeeeeeee-it! #ENGSWE

[Tim Walker @ThatTimWalker]

‘But there was a suitcase of wine…’
‘Have you ever tried working with Nadine Dorries?’

[Sam Clayton @SHClayton]

@BritishGasHelp Have tried this twice, the result is the same. It won’t accept any enquiries about home moves, the chat is shut down and the agent leaves. I’ve been asked by British Gas for my MPAN, surely there should be a simple way of submitting this?

[Sam Clayton @SHClayton]

@BritishGas @BritishGasHelp Transferring services to new home, been asked for MPAN via the poorly worded email below, no idea how to submit it - tried calling, it literally won’t accept the call for anything home move related, same result for online chat. Any guidance?

[Sam Clayton @SHClayton]

@NickMcNaughton Different foods for different needs

[Joe McNaughton @iamjoemac]

Every
Single
Time

[A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert]

It’s 32 years to the day since the release of one of the all-time great football anthems:

“You’ve got to hold and give,
But do it at the right time,
You can be slow or fast,
But you must get to the line...”

(👍🎥 @ellis_platten)