Daniel

SQL developer, DBA, former AWS Community Builder, and 3 x Microsoft MVP Data Platform

[Daniel @SQLSME]

In theory, a person could retire and have 4 to 5 spouses of 10 years. Each may have a very small social security benefit but all could claim a much higher amount from their ex spouse. This seems wasteful and broken.

[Daniel @SQLSME]

@elonmusk @DOGE Why not fix Social Security?

RE: divorced spouses

"if you’re entitled to benefits on your own record, your benefit amount must be less than you would receive based on your ex-spouse’s work. In other words, we’ll pay the higher of the two benefits"

[Daniel @SQLSME]

Hey #Austin! Come check out our local #AI meetup tomorrow at #microsoft near the domain.

https://t.co/W4RIyKkhSM

Join me at June AI ML meetup https://t.co/8g2XEpL7oD

[Daniel @SQLSME]

I'm hanging out with @pmgworldwide talking with other #Ai #data #Professionals and #DataScientists

[Daniel @SQLSME]

@BofA_Help My feedback has already been supplied to the CFPB and I am considering a class action lawsuit against the bank. Currently discussing with lawyers and I am deeply disappointed in the lack of response and customer service from @BankofAmerica .

[Daniel @SQLSME]

I'd really like to know why @BankofAmerica continues to dick me around when I have several of their agents recorded saying that this issue is their fault. #boasucks #bankofamerica #fail

[Daniel @SQLSME]

@BofA_Help @BankofAmerica how many times do I need to call to make a payment? I've called 7 times today and spent nearly 2 hours on the phone. The last person put me on hold for 15 min then hung up. Why won't y'all take my money?

[Daniel @SQLSME]

@Uber @UberEats @Uber_Support I'm extremely disappointed that your support staff doesn't care that the Uber delivery driver stole from my son who is in the hospital. What a disaster of a company you run. #wtf #theft #crime #criminal

[Daniel @SQLSME]

@JohnCornyn @tedcruz @RogerWilliamsTX it would be great to look into the #predatory #baitandswitch practices that @Carvana uses on their website. Clicking a car that is advertised as free shipping turns into a $990 shipping fee. #falseadvertising

[Daniel @SQLSME]

@VW Ownership experience has been fairly poor to this point. I have sent a DM.

[Daniel @SQLSME]

@VW can you please either refund my purchase on this 2022 Atlas lemon or contact me with an appointment to fix the electrical issues today? #worst #car #worstcarever #epicfail #lemon

[Daniel @SQLSME]

@Target this is the #dealoftheday I honestly can't believe how #Amazing this is. 😂😂😂 #funny #fail #fails

[Daniel @SQLSME]

@vin13e @charlieINTEL "Hell let loose" is hyper realistic.

[Daniel @SQLSME]

Today I got a text message directly from none other than Satya Nadella. He said he had an urgent task me and that he was busy in meetings so he couldn't talk but noted that he is great at texting. The English wasn't great; but, he was in a hurry... Wow! I feel so privileged. 😂

[Daniel @SQLSME]

Just saw @adamcarolla in north Austin walking by me and it blew my mind. I had no words but wanted to say how much I loved his work.

[Daniel @SQLSME]

@GlennAlanBerry Feel better

[Daniel @SQLSME]

@arianmazhar @newagesmoker My site is https://t.co/UtVxc19oHu. You're getting scammed if you click on links for motherboards.

[Daniel @SQLSME]

@newagesmoker No such thing. I don't have a survey or schematics on my blog or insta.

[Daniel @SQLSME]

Azure Purview Best Practice: Naming your scans https://t.co/ETczVnMHCL

[Daniel @SQLSME]

Using PyApacheAtlas to import SQL Server extended properties to Azure Purview https://t.co/7g5pVD83Jh