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Principal Software Engineer @thetrainline, I like spaces (not tabs). Old enough to remember dot matrix printers and 286’s. Be excellent to each other

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And while I’m on… @GYMBOXofficial when did you:
1. Decide some members can only take 1 towel and others can have 3?
2. Decide to remove 50% of the cardio equipment at your Farringdon gym?
3. Stop refilling your shower dispensers?
4. Decide to not fix your shitty broke aircon?

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When @GYMBOXofficial send out a “survey”… don’t be surprised if they don’t want to actually hear what you think about their shit gyms and overpriced memberships

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@GYMBOXofficial WTAF are you doing? You’ve taken away half of your cardio equipment at Farringdon?!? Used to get a treadmill no problem and now there’s like a 20 min queue for one. I hope you’ve got more cardio kit coming? Or do you just cater for the knuckle dragging Hyrox crew?

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Whoever in @Spotify came up with the stupid idea to put 100s of pull down ads into the iOS app… please git revert that shite. It’s so insanely annoying and makes the whole ux jump at random times

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@Barclays NOT AGAIN!!!! #barclaysapp

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@Barclays do you even test your apps and services before you release them? Feels like every night this week your app has been broke!

Maybe it’s time to move all my banking fully over to @RevolutApp

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Curiously wondering if #DiscoElysium was designed as a generational FU to the 80s kids like moi who grew up with binary adventures like SCUM based Monkey Island… if it wasn’t… kudos:.. if it was… applause 👏

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@GYMBOXofficial @Lucie__Lu__ @GYMBOXofficial any updates? How soon is soooooon? I joined up to your Farringdon gym last year being told the Finsbury Park one was “coming soon” and as yet… no sign of it. Might have to cancel my membership if it’s never coming

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@version7 @BritishGas @OctopusEnergy Might take you up on this if they do a good deal for new customers. Last time I checked their good rates were only for existing customers 😭😭

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Dear @BritishGas I’d love to pay your astronomical charges, but due to being moved into your “new billing system” and “new account portal” I get an error page when I try to pay you. I hope you fix this soon so you can increase your profits further while families struggle

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@Deliveroo at what point do you allow your customers to request a refund? My order has been “on the way” for nearly an hour now. The food is going to be stone cold if it ever turns up and I have no way of requesting a refund seemingly until it turns up 🤷‍♂️

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@TfL I'm guessing this was a short train as nothing ever showed up 😂😭 poor show to have folks sitting waiting like that

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A colleague of mine who works ⁦@thetrainline⁩ has come up with a cool card game. He’s looking for crowd funding to get it going… fancy helping him out??
https://t.co/xMUWXcA8SO

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It’s a shame that @BorisJohnson resigning doesn’t mean he’s DONE because that’s as likely as Brexit being done 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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I gave @GYMBOXofficial a 3 star review on TrustPilot. Now wishing I’d given them 2. Another visit to a “flagship” gym and the changing rooms are dirty and there’s no shower gel in the showers. What am I even paying for???!?!?

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@sainsburys any reason you don’t honour your SmartShop nectar prices when you use the Shop & Go stores? I’d have probably not bothered if I’d known you were going to charge me full price!

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@MasonCusack https://t.co/792oKNEHm8

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That new @ENTERSHIKARI album packs all the feels. Dead Wood has to be the standout track for me 🖤🖤

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@MasonCusack Ok… could data compute bricks mesh it is then

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That moment as an “adult” when you realise that the songs you love and associate with… were written by people like you. Kids that didn’t belong… but knew it was ok. Thank you @davidgilmour and @rogerwaters and @pinkfloyd