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its satire

[gabe-gar @Sad_And_Rad_]

Forgive me for what I have yabba dabba done

[Lord Mersey's Wonder Emporium @HiveFleetHodag]

Lindsey Graham’s last words 😔

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

RIP Lindsey Graham. You taught me it was okay to be a coward whose only skill is debasing myself until death for a tiny, ultimately illusionary crumb of power.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Ayo Edebiri wearing a “Do Not Talk To Me About AI, I Will Kill Myself” shirt.

[filmfan24 @filmfan24]

“Experience the epic conclusion”
WE ARE DONE WHEN I SAY WE ARE DONE

[Nizar_Gaza_🇵🇸 @nizar_almasre]

They killed him because he had prepared areas that were full of garbage, cleaned them up, and set up a large screen and chairs, making the area suitable so that the people of Gaza could watch the Egypt-Argentina match, to have some joy, to be like the people of the rest of the world. However, the occupation refused this and assassinated him.

[Donald Trump Portfolio Tracker @TrumpsPortfolio]

If you read anything today you must read my article on Trump’s ownership in private prisons and ICE detention facilities. Trump’s policies on immigration are literally lining his pockets. Major new sources globally are not covering this story.

[Soup @Sniping_Soup]

Bad day to be a hotdog

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Please don't forget the Trump family is barred from ever running another charity in NY because they stole from a Children's Cancer Charity. A Children's Cancer Charity. A FUCKING CHILDREN'S CANCER CHARITY!

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Donald Trump executed 3,642 securities transactions during the first quarter, averaging nearly 58 trades for every U.S. trading day.

This translates to roughly nine trades every hour or about one trade every seven minutes during market hours, per YF

[MC Squared @mcsquared34]

Socialist innovations include libraries, fire departments and the weekend. Capitalist innovations include school lunch debt, microplastics and new aggressive forms of cancer.

[glidus from youtube @NotGlidus]

i obviously love every single thing about caraxes but maybe most of all is how affectionate they made him! the way he excitedly wakes up when syrax flies past him! he just loves his friends so much! he's so cute! he's killed thousands!

[i like food @messedupfoods]

mf was bred for this

[middleclassparty @middle_class_us]

Every corporation in America is running the same experiment right now.

How much will we pay before they stop?

Bag of chips at $8. They found out.

$20 cocktails. Still paying.

$400 weekly grocery bills. Still paying.

$800 car payments. Still paying.

They will keep raising prices until enough people say no.

And because most Americans have no alternative.

The answer keeps being yes.

That is not a market.

That is captivity.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

israel is the most entitled nazi goverment i have ever seen, 80+ yrs of unquestioned loyalty by the west and now when they're asked to stop murdering lebanese children, they treat it like its another holocaust! they literally believe its illegal for others to defend themselves

[onion person @CantEverDie]

liberals when they see a meteor barreling straight towards earth:

[Just.A.Thought 💭 @e_galv]

Do you know how much PROPAGANDA it takes to convince a whole country of people that their military exists solely to keep them safe, and not to keep people around the world under their rule by destroying their homes and infrastructure while stealing their resources?

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: More than half of the publicly identified donors to President Trump’s White House ballroom project have won new or expanded federal contracts worth more than $50 billion, per WaPo

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[wint @dril]

once again ive been reported for calling Odie "The dog from Garfield" to make people think i know less about garfield lore than i actually d