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Frequently described as being careless about hygiene: he is often told he smells bad, and whenever he goes to a public restroom, he overflows the toilet.

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@LoadShoota I tried monk straps. You'll hate them. The tiny buckles are annoying, you can't swap out buckles like you can for laces for wear or to make a color statement (like red or navy laces on light brown Oxfords). Don't do it.

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On the ground in Houston. Uzbekistan's host hotel is right next to a substation. If I realized this before the game, I could have helped @BarstoolBigCat and @PFTCommenter on the spread, but also, the @HoustonRockets Toyota Center is right next to this as well 🤔 #Substation

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@GreyHairOpsGuy $200MM might be enough for CRC's Uinta Basin assets marketed by RBC at the moment

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@LandmanLife let it rip this Friday

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@luxemiaa You obviously haven't tried Dr Bronners Peppermint soap. It feels like your butthole smoked a menthol cigarette.

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@LandmanLife @MikeUmbro While Mike spouts Ventura and $SOC (rightfully so) shoot me a DM to have fun in beautiful Kern County. We'll see Lakeview Gusher, the McKittrick oil seep, the weird racist graveyard of William Glenn, etc then cigars in downtown Bakersfield

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@LandmanLife @JerWillDun @landman_texas @MidlandMapGuy @Mothbooah @OGJV84 @parkertankus @PowerSys_HES @shalelandman @StonkLifePerson Giddy up from Pacific Time in the often overlooked resort town of Bakersfield, CA, hitting up Evan Williams and a PBR at the excellent Sandrini's

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@FauxRight

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@KevinKeck_ @FracLost 2006 was pre Don Davis, this was even pre Dominion Energy. This is a find.

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@kells940 As someone who worked at LINN Energy, in the OKC office, the Black 50-1H press release and opening up a retrograde condensate well on dual chokes, so 128/128, still makes my Reservoir Engineer self cry a single tear to a phase diagram

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@Jack_McClendon BDE with this one

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@OADSBW I actually skate in his old Bauers I bought from an end of season OKC Barons equipment sale! Blast from the past indeed.

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@Aubrey___K Solid post. Rejected a job offer from Kinder Morgan to work Yates. Had enough trauma working a summer in Ozona.

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@largewhopper @NFL @TomPelissero

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@Aubrey___K Don't sleep on California Central Valley land owners, the speed limit sign is 😙👌 https://t.co/TQuF29rVW4

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@ElBoogie_405 @coachvint Is that supposed to be an insult? That's impressive. In this weird NIL and transfer portal I want an entire team that should be on NFL practice squads or above to flash in the pan, then quickly rebuild year after year in this broken system. Look at Dabo not adjusting and Saban.

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@BearsNoContext I will soon be inside you with a Ditka stache and a Robbie Gould Bears jersey

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@RetroNewsNow

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@MikeUmbro better know this little spot of heaven; the Blimpie at Meadows Field where $11 can get you a 24oz Budweiser Chelada, even at 5am

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@north0fnorth Rest in Power, big flooded circle on Google Earth and a fun story on Wendella boat tours