Sam Bishop

I used to write a lot of words about video games at a LOT of places that don't exist anymore. Now I do video stuff at PlayStation. It makes me very happy.

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@TheCrashBandic1 If you're asking if I'm the actual author of the review of that game and soooooooo many more terrible ones like it, yep, I'm the dude. You hit me up with a hilarious tweet, man, I had to give you your dues. Thanks for reading way too many words about a game that didn't need 'em.

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Man, just don't want this account to die out of username ego and trying to keep up with, like, ANYTHING is just clicking on clicking. What the shit is even happening?

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@TheCrashBandic1 Crazy Frog Racer 2 killed my dad, okay?!

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@Jokeronthekill Well hey there, fellow Freegunner! Hopefully the match was fun, and I hope we bump into each other again soon!

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@cbake76 That's me; irredeemably clueless forever and always!

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@JamesStevenson Oh, I completely understand. I'm sure it'll inform future endeavors - hopefully ones that work at a scale that'll allow us all to experience the same magic. It was SO high-end that I think the want/can-get ratio of normal Disney stuff was a bit tilted too much to the former.

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@GooieGreen And I you, bruddah!

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@NicMcC83 @chespace Vin Diesel buries them all in court for "unacceptable un-Riddick muscle representation" as Tate rots in a fun new jail for trafficking in a way Toretto don't do.

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@cbake76 I don't know either! I don't know how any of this works now (or ever)! What the fuck did I even reference?

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@JamesStevenson Wait, why lament the fact that some of these folks got to play the role of a lifetime in a set more elaborate and complete than anything ANY SW actor got to play in? It was a grandiose experiment meant for the elite, but the staff got to LIVE in Star Wars. That's fuckin' dope.

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@morganharo The Italian tongue is... divergent from those of our friends' in the Asia-Pacific region. Hearing attempts internally, I... get it. And appreciate the efforts. Access is awesomely non-spun. It's what it is, it's what it does.

It's a good thing that I'm glad is happening. Iz gud

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@Bryant_CPUSA @BigJohnson177 @paulmgardner @TollyTaylor @wbaltv11 @GovWesMoore Remember all those times you hopped onto the school bus as a kid while there was just a... random dude... sportin' a tac-rifle... hangin' out?

Definitely not a terrifying sight for a child with zero context to whatever insane stuff this goober is "protesting" in any way, nope.

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@StylizedStation I love you and I love everything about this explanation. It articulated what used to take me like an hour of drunken conversation at industry events to make people understand why water suddenly got really pretty really fast (at least on the surface). Oops, accidental pun.

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@ferricide @ShaneWatch @johntv Poochie Pants, Adidas sandals and a shirt with the name of the place where I work WHILE AT WORK is like some kind of unholy trifecta of circa 2000 "fashion" that should cause parts of the internet to collapse in on itself in a shame spiral. I'll go ahead and get it started.

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@ShaneWatch @ferricide @johntv It's mind-boggling how just a single image can instantly cause decades-old memories to come rushing back like they were yesterday. It's nostalgia whiplash in the best possible way.

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@KennyT1985 @GameOverGreggy @JeffHaynes99 @DunhamSmash @chris_roper @IGN @PwamCider You'd have to rewind another 10 years for that, but some "fashion" habits die hard. I've traded lost pounds for gained grey hairs, but that seems like a fair trade. Sammy the Chins was a chonky boy.

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@NCoT_Tech We have, and you HAVE to try it! I've already gotten to level 27, an-ahhhhhaaa haaa-and I'll help you put it on!

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@sinvendetta @YouTube I still remember getting lucky enough to get that review. I was one of the dorks that imported the HK copy of the game ages before it was released in the west and stumbled through it with a buddy (hey Jeff!) on a magical weekend. Please play the remaster!

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@_nesticle @PwamCider @garfep @GameOverGreggy @chris_roper @DavidClayman @phunnel @DunhamSmash @JeffHaynes99 @notaxation @IGN Not a day goes by that I don't think back fondly on those days - and days before them with guys that were even older IGN. Every media outlet has multiple heydays. Hopefully a few pieces last beyond that window!

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@StephenAtHomeI know I'm irrationally angry at those ENDLESS pharma commercials every time you break, but you have ZERO pull on them appearing? Can you maybe NOT have anything that announces "if you are allergic to X" THAT NOBODY HAS HEARD OF BEFORE THAT AD maybe go away forever?