Sam Squid

Jesus Christ is Lord, King of kings. No, that doesn't mean I have to be nice to you.

[Sam Squid @SamSquid3]

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[Just Loki @LokiJulianus]

@shortmagsmle Go to the search bar and type:
filter:follows include:nativeretweets

Then, sort by latest.

[Sam Squid @SamSquid3]

@eugyppius1 Oddly enough you can achieve the same intimate effect by tastefully arranging couches and chairs and you don't have to dig a giant hole.

[Sam Squid @SamSquid3]

You are describing not a man, but a neutered lapdog. Utterly deranged.

[Diane Yap @RealDianeYap]

The most romantic thing a man can express to a woman is that even if she never has sex with him again, he wants to be with her forever. Because his love for her as a person transcends any animal urge.

This is even more romantic if he has a high sex drive.

[Sam Squid @SamSquid3]

@diddy2019 @Mick_O_Keeffe He doesn't need a day in court. He needs to be given his knife back. Repeatedly. Point first.

[Sam Squid @SamSquid3]

@ampedspring @Corbienest @estherzelda0514 @justalexoki Me personally? No, sometimes I'm tired. 3 or 4 times a week is good for me. I wouldn't turn it down if she initiated but I'm not chasing more at this rate.

[Sam Squid @SamSquid3]

@ampedspring @Corbienest @estherzelda0514 @justalexoki It would depend on the whole interaction, but generally, initiating sexual contact with your husband and then rejecting him from the act itself is cruel and emasculating, yes.

[Sam Squid @SamSquid3]

@ArtifactEchoes @0x49fa98 Up on that Y axis is bad (DALYs are bad).

(This does not imply I believe the study's conclusion)

[Sam Squid @SamSquid3]

@Corbienest @ampedspring @estherzelda0514 @justalexoki It's like asking if I'd rather have one chocolate bar a week, or two chocolate bars, but I have to get slapped across the mouth before I eat them. I'll just have the one bar, thanks.

[Sam Squid @SamSquid3]

@Corbienest @ampedspring @estherzelda0514 @justalexoki If my wife and I had sex twice as often as we do, there would be zero days where we didn't have sex, so your question fails.

But if I were in this situation, I would absolutely rather just do it less, than be regularly teased and rejected.

[Sam Squid @SamSquid3]

@Attest23021037 @BillConquered @extradeadjcb I don't want the food industry subsidized, I want to be able to buy whatever food I decide I should eat for whatever price the market determines. If n*g*ers drive up the cost of food where they live because they can't stop stealing, the solution is not to give them free food.

[Sam Squid @SamSquid3]

@jaredsmith75 @extradeadjcb Tax incentives are not "taking my money", they are actually everyone else taking less of his money.

Maybe he gets direct subsidies as well, I don't know, but that's what you should be complaining about, if you must complain.

[Sam Squid @SamSquid3]

@Cobknoblin @Womp_Tomp Do you think your atypical experience should be the basis for general policy? Or would it be better to rule according to the more general tendency?

[Sam Squid @SamSquid3]

@JackofBrass1 @Womp_Tomp This is why we also need to strip the vote from innumerate men.

[Sam Squid @SamSquid3]

@LaiaSanders @RealDianeYap So women deliberately misunderstand to pick fights. I see.

[Sam Squid @SamSquid3]

@ampedspring @estherzelda0514 @justalexoki No, I will continue to exist as an integrated and functional human person, thank you.

[Sam Squid @SamSquid3]

@ampedspring @estherzelda0514 @justalexoki Making out throughout the day in little bursts is sexy. It builds up the tension.

Making out in bed at the end of the day then rebuffing him and going to sleep is emasculating torture, you psycho.

[Sam Squid @SamSquid3]

@justalexoki Making out is sexual touch, retard. Here's a simple test. If you wouldn't do it with a platonic friend, and/or it's a crime to do it with a minor, IT'S SEXUAL.

[Sam Squid @SamSquid3]

@snobriquet @HonestLenses @RealDianeYap Did you ever consider that needs are hierarchical?

If you are not equipped to handle a man's needs for food, sex, alcohol, and tobacco, what makes you think you deserve to hear his deepest innermost thoughts?

[Sam Squid @SamSquid3]

@WolfgangRichtEU You think $150B dollars would make the world a utopia

LMFAO

[Sam Squid @SamSquid3]

@snobriquet @HonestLenses @RealDianeYap Oh I forgot tobacco.