Sam Ziggity

No diggity

[Sam Ziggity @SamZiggity]

#RealTalk with my sister

[Sam Ziggity @SamZiggity]

@SeamusHughes @rebmasel

[Alexis Jade @Msalexisjade]

I’m so glad they roasted his ass live on air like that

[no context the west wing @LemonLymancom]

Toby on free press 👇

[Eric Michael Garcia @EricMGarcia]

Way to bury the lede: Capriglione reportedly told his mistress that he wanted to ejaculate his “baby gravy” into batter for cookies that would be sold at his daughter's bake sale and that he enjoyed that “all of the girls in the neighborhood would be consuming” his semen.

[Sels @suh_less]

Shut him tf up 🫪

[haley @mockingjaays]

the u.s. capitol seeing the posters

[AJAX @AJAX_HQ]

The only vegetable the government hasn't recalled this year

[Jeff Jackson @JeffJacksonNC]

BREAKING: In a 7-2 vote, the Supreme Court just agreed with us that the Postal Service’s last-minute changes to mail-in voting were a recipe for chaos.

Ballots in North Carolina have already started going out and coming back. The election is underway. It would have been impossible for the Postal Service to implement a whole new system in time for the election - especially since the new system doesn’t even exist yet.

As Justice Kavanaugh put it, “state and local officials do not have sufficient time to reasonably implement the rule before the elections.”

We appreciate the Court recognizing the practical reality of the situation. Voting has begun. You don’t change the rules in the middle of the election.

[Lauren Windsor @lawindsor]

call me crazy, but i think pedophile enablers should go to prison

[Katie Mettler @kemettler]

A year ago, we learned of a secret cemetery in Maryland where at least 230 Black boys who died in state custody are buried in unmarked graves.

Now, @Georgetown has revealed a more chilling truth: At least 1,000 kids were similarly buried nationwide.
https://t.co/rnbSDKZLQn

[Dillon Cheverere @DCheverere]

I’m crying

[Niccoya @niccoyat]

WHERE IS THIS SONG BEING PLAYED????

[Sam Ziggity @SamZiggity]

(bald)

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Sebastian Stan (bald) covers the September issue of New York Magazine.

📸 David Bailey

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

actually, Oscar’s trash can keeps Sesame Street from being gentrified by Ronald Grump, a businessman parodying Donald Trump who tries to turn Sesame Street into high rise apartments . his garbage home is the fabric keeping the street together

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

“Three avocados. Past, present, future. One will betray you.” is incredible.

[Spencer A. Klavan @SpencerKlavan]

Judi Dench and Ian McKellen are quietly justifying the whole existence of the internet right now

[Tanya @tanyaelisabethh]

This man literally injected his wife with testosterone so that she would want to have sex with him more.

She loved to sing and part of her ministry was leading worship in their church. Testosterone changed her voice so she could not sing.

This is an evil man. A wolf. And he is not getting the hate he deserves. He married his mistress after his wife died and he somehow is still a pastor of a church. A total shame and disgrace.

It’s funny how we have spent months attacking an innocent man while we have this loser over here who is going by unscathed

[Sgt Pepper @MzSgtPepper]

RFK Jr testified in his divorce proceedings that he was too brain damaged to work so therefore couldn’t pay alimony.

He is now the Secretary of Health and Human Services. Our food is poisoned and measles is on the rise.

Thanks for your attention to this matter.

[in charge of the girls @AmeriKraut]

not a single person has wondered whether dolly's life had any meaning because she didn't have any kids. it's almost like your legacy is about what YOU do with your time here; not how many people you can make.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

macabre = “muh-KAHB”

Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer”

omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt”

reticent = “RET-uh-sunt”

epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee”

myriad = "MEER-ee-ud"

Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word.

It means they learned it by reading.