Samantha

[History Photographed @HistoryInPics]

Instagram, Facebook and WhatsApp are down. So here we are. Tweeting

[Spike Cohen @RealSpikeCohen]

I swear if the government manages to screw up the salmon supply we're gonna have problems.

[Emmy Award Winning KAREN @fruitsnackss]

I’m absolutely begging you all to read about the specifics of the ceremony because no comedian could do them justice

[Majestic Thunderbird @HitherToFore]

Free country my ass

[Samantha @SammyMendi]

@tinylilbaby1

[Emma Ockerman @EOckerman]

The Oklahoma lawmaker who proposed the establishment of a Bigfoot hunting season also wants drugmakers to notify people if vaccines contain "human parts," "tracking devices," or "DNA-altering properties." https://t.co/tF3IMwwGnt

[mark normand @marknorm]

Can't decide if I should go to Florida or Wuhan

[Uma ZaddyEko @Zaddy_of_Lagos]

@MvsonMae @harmillygrinds This does not change the fact that in Australia there are 48 million Kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the Kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan will have to fight 14 kangaroos.

[JohnnyCro @JohnnyCrosey]

My lil brother sent me this today...he really gets me

[The Sun @TheSun]

Guy interrupts a top secret raccoon meeting

[T-Birds Tom @TBirdsTom]

@JELLO J - Hello
E - Darkness
L - My
L - Old
O - Friend

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

My mom to me just now: "I hope someday you have a child like you." Meanest shit she's ever said to me.

[Samantha @SammyMendi]

Real men eat quiche

[Samantha @SammyMendi]

@deangrooves How can you say that as someone living through 2020

[mark normand @marknorm]

So now they’re normal height?

[Samantha @SammyMendi]

@JohnnyCrossey

[Chris Franjola @ChrisFranjola]

You'll never read a more 2020 headline. #sendnoods

[Samantha @SammyMendi]

Find the fly:
Giacometti and Surrealism