Sammy

you gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boyshole

[jess @cailluosucks]

me walking into any establishment with patience and respect for workers

[Sammy @SammyMiller14]

@benexe_ @allison137221 We need answers

[Sammy @SammyMiller14]

One second you’re young, then you’re up voluntarily at 7 on a Sunday drinking coffee on your front porch.

[Sammy @SammyMiller14]

@maddie_lewis_ @JulieRoseWilson I think old navy has really good jeans for that situation also! Fits me well all over and I don’t even have to buy high waisted to feel good 😌

[Sammy @SammyMiller14]

@baylee_perez At least we could have sugar at vacation bible school 👀

[Sammy @SammyMiller14]

How it started❤️ How it’s going❤️

[baylee @bay_vandertol]

If your friend doesn't call you to ask how your blood sugar is when your insulin pump is broken then you need new friends @SammyMiller14

[baylee @bay_vandertol]

thankful for @SammyMiller14 for constantly reminding me I'm a queen and telling me I deserve the world ❤

[Sammy @SammyMiller14]

@baylee_perez Watch bailey sarian on YouTube. She does make up tutorials and says true crime stories the whole time

[Sammy @SammyMiller14]

@baylee_perez @snitchery Bet. There’s always my house warming party 🎉

[Sammy @SammyMiller14]

Working in food service during quarantine:

1st month: Getting $20 just for making the food and grateful customers

2nd month: Called the c word after asking for a delivery address and a bitch for asking for their credit card information to pay for food

Can y’all just be decent

[Sammy @SammyMiller14]

@baylee_perez @ACNHPlace @maddiemarie_22 Just buy me one already. It’s almost my half birthday

[Sammy @SammyMiller14]

@kaateelynn_ The dude said it was super unsanitary lol I was like I get it but ouch

[Sammy @SammyMiller14]

I called all of the grocery stores in town and offered free pizza to all of their employees for all of their hard week these past few weeks and Walmart returned the favor 😭❤️

[Sammy @SammyMiller14]

@ACNHCentral @Deenie38419313

[Sammy @SammyMiller14]

*me at work 50+ hours a week*
Employees:

*me blackout drunk on my day off*
Employees: “I can’t go to work today because my aunt’s ex’s hamster died. Also I’m putting in my 2 week notice now via text message.”

[Sammy @SammyMiller14]

I’ve been told this code does not work anymore but if you order through the app there should be an option to have it 50% off. Worse case, do not hesitate to call the store! :)

[Sammy @SammyMiller14]

To my BR hunnies:

This week Domino’s pizzas are 50% off when you order online. (50OFF is the code). We also offer contactless delivery upon request.

Stay quarantined with your fave pizza place. 😁🍕

[Sammy @SammyMiller14]

The same people complaining about how they’re out of work now are the same people that traveled the past 2+ weeks when they were warned not to but 🐸☕️