Karanja Samuel

Nowt.

[Karanja Samuel @SamuelKaranjaKa]

Mnipee kazi guys.
@evenmaina @bonifacemwangi @_CrazyNairobian @amerix retweet this.
My client might be on your tl.

[Karanja Samuel @SamuelKaranjaKa]

I love it when my boy's winning.
Kaende sana💪💪

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

Cheki numbers aisay, still the most played sport in the world. The next coupla weeks will be super interesting. Good job to @SportPesa and @cuevolution

[Karanja Samuel @SamuelKaranjaKa]

Same samest.
Nafika 30 next month a time around this.

[Khat GPT™ 🛡 @mwenda_miraa]

Nakuanga nimejiambia nikifika 30 ka sijaomoka proper naingia money rituals.

[Karanja Samuel @SamuelKaranjaKa]

MEN ARE WINNING!!!
THERE'S NO GOING BACK!!

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

The tournament officially begins with grassroot qualifying from the 21st of this month. Make sure to register to play at https://t.co/Ujh1VC7lIl

[Karanja Samuel @SamuelKaranjaKa]

Ask Ruto when he's willing to disband the constitution so there will be no elections after every five years.
Ask him also when he's willing to go dictatorial,because Kenya will never thrive through democracy.
Ask him if he knows Kibe.

[Saj Vayani @SajVayani]

Hypothetical scenario: If State House invited Coffee Pump to have a podcast with number 1, what questions would you expect me to ask?

[Karanja Samuel @SamuelKaranjaKa]

I don't know how but my Brand,Prime Ember Events will be a brand that will shake the world.
Watch this space!!

[Karanja Samuel @SamuelKaranjaKa]

I don't know how but my Brand,Prime Ember Events will be a brand that will shake the world.
Watch this space!!

[Karanja Samuel @SamuelKaranjaKa]

Kenyan Prince niaje

[Kate 💦😍 @MissLingard14]

It has been long since I entertained you 😄

[Karanja Samuel @SamuelKaranjaKa]

@kibeandy
@iQwatson

You've been talking about eugenics!

[Mrs B @attackdogX]

Animals are actually smarter than us because in their packs, they don’t allow the weaker or retarded ones to lead them.

[Karanja Samuel @SamuelKaranjaKa]

There's a time I used to work at Afi @ Boardroom Kikuyu town nilikuwa namaliza shift saa nane usiku.

Damn dark times!! 😞

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Na hawa watu hutoka tao asubui wanakuanga wametoka wapi?

[Karanja Samuel @SamuelKaranjaKa]

Typical woman kabisa...

Anyway I love my women Kikuyu😅

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

The problem is this one thinking everyone can be bought 😂Kujeni mnunue butternuts, we farm in real life too🙌🏾 Esther, Emancipate yourself from mental slavery..😂

[Karanja Samuel @SamuelKaranjaKa]

Lmao

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

Kama ni lazima ulewe, anzeni kukunywa hii pombe.

Pro tip: Just buy half not 750ml.

Also viceroy na richot iko sawa.

[Karanja Samuel @SamuelKaranjaKa]

@AokoOtieno_ I like how Chivayo operates.

[Karanja Samuel @SamuelKaranjaKa]

Nitapata hizo diapers aje pls?
I have a one month old boy.

Diapers zinanipeleka mbio.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Ruto promises free diapers for children under three months

https://t.co/V7GfRzMw3y

[Karanja Samuel @SamuelKaranjaKa]

Omg,why am I seeing this one hour later seriously?

[Josh @Josh001J]

Nani akona Airbnbs? Za kwangu zimejaa na nkona client.

[Karanja Samuel @SamuelKaranjaKa]

@B3laze Thought you have a son Sir.

[insizwa nsi @AdvKindness]

I’m undergoing a journey of improving my vocabulary and articulation skills. Recommend good books and podcasts that could help please. 🥹🙏🏿

[Karanja Samuel @SamuelKaranjaKa]

@baroswahjr I watched his interview,Shambaboy Kivumbi.
Alisema hawezi fanya kazi itafanya atoke shags,kama kazi iko atafanya but afanye akiwa ushago kwao😂😂😂

[Kijana ya Misa🇰🇪 @kijana_misa]

Whenever I think about this gospel artist serving a life sentence in prison because he hosted a friend, it makes me feel the need to be extremely careful and do thorough background checks on anyone I allow into my house.

His name is Samuel Mathenge Mwaniki, though most people know him as Sammy Boy, the gospel singer behind the popular song “No Ira Tu.”

[Karanja Samuel @SamuelKaranjaKa]

Mi hubambika when I see such videos.
Men deserve all good things in this world.

[Boniface @kilundeezy]

What business could he be doing ..Huyu anajiitania

[Karanja Samuel @SamuelKaranjaKa]

Sa madem hupenda maboi ka Hawa😂😂😂

[vee @quoiiiiiiiii_]

What nonsense is this