Autonomous Pigeon Collective

Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak what they once only spoke at the bar. Now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner.

[Autonomous Pigeon Collective @Samurai336]

@TastingHistory1 Wanted to come see you but they told me your full. How can I get my book signed?

[Autonomous Pigeon Collective @Samurai336]

.@ArmyStrang this someone you know?

[𝔇, Hunter of the Dead 🌙✨ @dekubrush]

CEO, ugly crying, throwing up “I’m so worried about your resting heart rate bestie 😔😔😔so I brought you back in to the office, by the way I’m not going to match your pay to inflation or compensate you for overtime. There’s pizza and sugar if you get hungry.”

[Free Belarus News (Eng.) @BelarusMiniInfo]

Taylor Swift remains undetectable by German U-boats.

[Autonomous Pigeon Collective @Samurai336]

@partydemoness I approve

[Emmy Cicierega @EmmyCic]

tech bros wake up every day like “how can I hack existing. How can I avoid living my life and making human connections. How can I monetize what everyone else has without having to be vulnerable like them. What will I feed my monkey nft for dinner tonight”

[◭ Lucas Annunziata ◮ @Annunziata3D]

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[Autonomous Pigeon Collective @Samurai336]

@paulkrugman You do live in bubble

[Soviet Sergey @SovietSergey]

That's how you deal with Russians

[Jared Yates Sexton @JYSexton]

Love that the GOP is based on the idea that helping people is destructive and riddled through with ulterior motives and schemes, but every one of them is like, “Listen, can’t a billionaire pay for everything for his Supreme Court Justice friend and ask nothing in return?”

[Autonomous Pigeon Collective @Samurai336]

Very academic to put it behind a pay wall.

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

https://t.co/JMTzytAIKz — pass it on

[Autonomous Pigeon Collective @Samurai336]

Where my Rock Raiders at?

[Autonomous Pigeon Collective @Samurai336]

@Flessen It gives you trolley powers when you drink it.

[Mom @mommilph]

Every time I hear about some techbro inventing something that already exists:

[fareed @it_is_fareed]

Tech guys when the startup has money: "Our AI will crush you under its heel. We are rendering you, teeming human biomass, irrelevant. I am become death destroyer of worlds."

Tech guys when the startup money is gone: "I'm just a rural farmer, farming my code. I'm a family man"

[Autonomous Pigeon Collective @Samurai336]

@spacefeather What if we ate the rich?

[Autonomous Pigeon Collective @Samurai336]

@mineifiwildout West coast sucks.

[Autonomous Pigeon Collective @Samurai336]

@SenMarkey Nationalize the Rail Roads?

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

I truly do not understand why we are so obsessed with teaching kids state capitals. You know what happens when you have a failing school system except for state capitols? The dumbest people alive know where to go to try to kidnap a governor.