Sandy Simmons

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[Todd Richman @toddrichman]

This is great! @nbcsnl

[This Hour Has 22 Minutes @22_Minutes]

That was so fast!

[Warren @swd2]

Omg this is perfect! 💀💀💀

[Sandy Simmons @SandyLovesRandy]

@skywildin Doctor's orders

[Gina Hinojosa @GinaHinojosaTX]

As governor, I will demand results for every taxpayer dollar, work across state and local government to get things done, and measure public safety by whether people are actually safer.

[Gina Hinojosa @GinaHinojosaTX]

I’m running for governor.

For over a decade, Greg Abbott has made it easier for billionaires to profit while hardworking Texans struggle to afford groceries, housing, and healthcare.

But together, we can make Texas work for Texans again.

Join us: https://t.co/473GFDhYRM

[Sandy Simmons @SandyLovesRandy]

@jackunheard Because the polls don't reflect what you wish would happen.

[Sandy Simmons @SandyLovesRandy]

@ScottPresler Idiot.

[Isla Morgan @IslaMorgan09]

Meryl Streep's Most Iconic Moments

[Farm Girl Carrie™️👩‍🌾 @FarmGirlCarrie]

This rude, snappy grandma turns a routine traffic stop into jail time. Thankfully Corporal Davis here saved this woman’s doctor from having to spend his/her afternoon dealing with this awful person.

[🌊 Leftover News 🌊 @LeftoverNews]

@SenTuberville @SenThomTillis @lisamurkowski @SenMcConnell @SenatorCollins Tommy Tuberville needs a #StairsMaster to master the stairs

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

You can not make this up.

Denmark is playing "Send in the Clowns" while waiting for Trump to arrive.

The camera then finds Marco Rubio and zooms in.

Our government is the laughing stock of the world.

[Impeach Trump a 3rd Time! @Christo12919382]

This is so fucking hilarious...

[GORM THE OLD @GORMTHEOLD25]

Trump the Mexican Abuelita (A.I. Video)

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

Next time someone accuses you of having Trump derangement syndrome, send them this

[Popular Liberal 🇺🇸 @PopularLiberal]

WOW! Fox News lies about everything. They’ve been running "pain at the pump ends any second now, they pinky swear™" for years.

Fox News isn’t journalism—it’s a Scam with better lighting.

If you’re still watching, you’re not staying informed. You’re just the mark they keep recycling.

I hope this finds you well. TikTok, Donny-boy.

[(((Harry Enten))) @ForecasterEnten]

Trump wants these midterms to be about him. Democrats are down on their knees begging for that to be so.

-Voters saying their vote is about Trump (good or bad) choose Dems by 27 pts!
-Dems are currently underperforming where they would be if disapproving of Trump = Dem vote.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Ted Cruz is aggressively booed in Austin, Texas: “Ted, you suck!”

[Sandy Simmons @SandyLovesRandy]

@Teaseryy He's 100% correct.