Scott A. James

Aspiring comedian, musician and floorlayer. Kind of a dick.

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@StoutRyan RIP papa Stout

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@KariByron Awwwe🥹

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@KariByron Same

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@angelamarie85 Name names

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@nickthune No. But thanks to you, I’ve got confirmation that it’s not “Note of Republic”.

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@theRealEsthero Got myself with pizza crust once, which only compounded the pain of burning the roof of my mouth with the hot cheese. Pace and grace, I guess.

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I missed the two year anniversary of my last tweet. Guess I need to check in at Instagram too.

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You can go wrong but this one went right. So right it felt wrong at times. https://t.co/kyeuONu9qc

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@NikkiGlaser You can say it, I don’t think you can do it.

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@ChristFinnegan Entertaining but predictable. A step up from the last two movies but not mind blowing.

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@ImJustinLuke Is he not? I’m just finding out Gary Oldman is not American. My head is spinning.

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@StoutRyan 60 seconds? Hack plumbing job, if you ask me.

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@tmagazine These guys all have the 1,000 yard stare. Very upsetting.

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You can go wrong but this one went right. So right it felt wrong at times. https://t.co/kyeuONu9qc

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@JeremyHellwig Name names!

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@CDCyr @OpenMicComic Name names

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@weareliveradio Donald Trump. 100%. Because he would have to hang out with me too. I'd have no problem spending it on making him uncomfortable.

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@kurtmetzger Like a moat? Never mind. Don't listen to me. I had to google moat to make sure it wasn't spelled "m-o-t-e".

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@kathleenmadigan a lacrosse stick. That's what is called, I believe.

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@StrykerSpurlock Tanning Chatum. That's what I'm doing.

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@StoutRyan I used to do the same thing with the word "Italian". Pronounced "eye-talian". I looked like a real asshole for years.