Lucas

I’d like to think I’m doing my best | All opinions are my own, unfortunately

[Lucas @Scovisayswhat]

@dlnygreenberg i may have the disposition of a kitten but i’ve got claws, baby!

[bald seb stan’s lawyer @StanBirthday]

damn chipmunks fucking his life up

[F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️ @coopercooperco]

Trump sports curse is real.

[Lucas @Scovisayswhat]

Dan Stevens second billed but not prominently in the trailer….

[Lucas @Scovisayswhat]

Really not trying to get disappointed but since the announcement this has felt like a stealth sequel to The Guest

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First posters for Adam Wingard's action-thriller ‘ONSLAUGHT’.

• Starring Adria Arjona, Dan Stevens and Alex Pereira

• Trailer releases tomorrow

[The Mach 5 Museum @Mach5Museum]

Pulling up the the function like this.

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

Clavicular is a 20 year old child and famous for no good reason, not due to any particular celebration-worthy talent. He is a victim of a form of mental illness that is exacerbated by attention. However, if I come up with a good joke about him, I will post it.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Read the draft carefully. Now re-read it even more carefully. Read it again. Now submit. Now reveal a typo in the first sentence.

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.

[Iowa Appreciator @Iowa_Enjoyer]

@VesselOfSpirit

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

Oh sure let’s blame the guy whose fault it is

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

the kid that wore Heelys to school when the bell rang to change classes

[Kenny @tohereknwswhen]

Work isn’t giving us Peter Hujar’s Day off this year wtfff

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Oh hey man. We were just talking about your Flaw — the immutable thing you’re only vaguely aware of that makes you unworthy of true love. Anyway what’s new

[elena @grnformicatable]

work tomorrow

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

whatever tho. not like i really care that much because im cool and easy going.

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

2013 is about love. Dont kiss people 'ironically' this year. Look at them in the eyes and say "This is real" then press your lips into them.

[Dean Norris @deanjnorris]

Fuck you

[Lucas @Scovisayswhat]

@Benny_Profane_ @sbskelpie @alejandroxpadi It’s this eye-catching scarf she’s wearing immediately post-sex with Jack Lowden, all the more distinctive because it’s a pg-13 movie where everyone censors under bed covers. Couldn’t stop staring at it, lol

[Lucas @Scovisayswhat]

When we drive in your car I’m Jay Kelly