Scrub

He/Him
Skeleton watch
I send emails all day for my sins

[🇧🇦BosnianSigma🇧🇦 @sephirothrule34]

my contenders for the funniest asoiaf posts of all time

[little bird @o_____o]

this is genuinely the funniest thing said in the entirety of game of thrones

[🔻🚀 Insert 🇵🇸🪂 @Insert66438804]

"Thank you for not saying 'another Andal down' at my father's funeral I know it was hard"

[USA Reject @sadreturns]

what could possibly be happening in the Basement to warrant this

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

What do you mean you forgot the percs on delta halo

[Zito @_Zeets]

Nolan should do the honorable thing and adapt the Duelist Kingdom arc of YUGIOH, focusing on Pegasus

[ThaiSenpaiNJ @ThaiSenpaiEX]

His win screen is pure comedy body dead 0.5 seconds and he charges at you like a Smiling Friends character.

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

"you underestimate my power" is such a funny thing to say when the topic of the conversation is whether you can jump over a moderately sized gap or not

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

"Your witty wordplay based on the prompt is admirable, but I've deployed a vulgar slur for my answer. That appears to be Quiplash, Mr. Bond."

[luaa ⭐ @playcentermd]

BRO DOESN'T KNOW BALL

[wint @dril]

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit

[Daily Pokemon Facts @JTPokemonFacts]

Pokemon Champions M-B Update!

It was revealed that Mega Swampert was behind the JFK assassination.

When questioned, Swampert stated:
"32+ Atk Swampert-Mega Wave Crash vs. 0 HP / 0 Def JFK: 326-386 (202.4 - 239.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO"

How will this impact the M-B metagame?

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

You say you'd kill baby Hitler, and yet you root against Sebulba. Interesting.

[carla mae! @C4RCR45H]

this is my favorite of his cuz he’s so good at editing too and the simple showcase of it here is so tasteful (and it’s funny as fuck)

[Paz @TheRealQuenny]

"Yes I main Miranda Keyes how could you tell?"

[josh @bitheresy]

Yeag

[kcdc | transrights @KaceyDeeCee]

good trend