Sean Jackson

Former cat. Bored of Twitter

[Sean Jackson @SeanJacko]

Save Brixton Academy #SaveBrixtonAcademy - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/8hAhx90lAN via @UKChange

[Sean Jackson @SeanJacko]

@SpringhamJustin Nurse, prepare the bleach injections!

[Sean Jackson @SeanJacko]

Boots arrived! Whoop.

[Sean Jackson @SeanJacko]

Hey @AmazonHelp ordered these football boots Prime on 31st Aug. Apparently they were attempted to deliver at 3:25am. Now the new delivery date is Sep 10. It’s not good enough. I needed them this coming weekend!

[Sean Jackson @SeanJacko]

@AmazonHelp On it. Thanks!

[Sean Jackson @SeanJacko]

@DKO001 @AmazonHelp haha, thanks, keeping it old skool with the Puma Kings (actually looks like they've had a slight redesign, which displeases me further).

[Sean Jackson @SeanJacko]

@thesefootytimes @TyCSports He should have put the cross in first time. Then electing to do a rabona to make up for his shit cross is like deciding to cross the road with your eyes closed after tripping up on the curb. Sell him to Forest on the cheap, he's clearly a liability...

[Rebel Death @DeathRebel]

FOLLOW, RETWEET & LISTEN to #WIN a small bag of plectrums that I was sent when I bought some new strings recently. #giveaway #giveaways #competition #competitions #freebies #winitwednesdays #shitprize #worthlessplasticplectrums #satan. https://t.co/pPIZ0bx4h6

[Sean Jackson @SeanJacko]

@Amy_El @AnimalsWorId 😂 🐐🕺

[Sean Jackson @SeanJacko]

Well, it only took 30 years but Rebel Death finally got the publishing deal they deserve..

[Rebel Death @DeathRebel]

Written in 1989, last played live 1991. Satan’s Child by Rebel Death is at long last available on all reputable streaming platforms. Enjoy! 🤘🤘🏿🤘🏼🤘🏾 👹👶🏼https://t.co/beIQ7KFETp

[Sean Jackson @SeanJacko]

@keithdyer That little park on Dog Kennel Hill just outside Sainsbury's sometimes attracts the odd alfresco boozehound. I'm sure they wouldn't mind some company and telecoms chat. Do not mention 5G though. Just in case.

[Sean Jackson @SeanJacko]

@keithdyer I doubt the Canadian authorities will let me bring my smartphone to prison.

[Sean Jackson @SeanJacko]

@GaryLineker Yerbleddygowlanga

[Sean Jackson @SeanJacko]

@MavenofHonor I passed @Gailporter in the mid-90s walking out of a shop that I was walking into on Oxford Street. It was not the Gap.

[Sean Jackson @SeanJacko]

Well worth reading the comments on this to see how many people don't understand how surveys work.

[Office for National Statistics (ONS) @ONS]

We estimate that 0.27% of people not in care homes, hospitals or other institutional settings in England would test positive for COVID-19 from 27 April to 10 May 2020.

This equates to an estimated 148,000 people in England https://t.co/iggx2aIOC8

[Sean Jackson @SeanJacko]

Still reeling in disbelief at how crap The Breakfast Club is. Worse even than Point Break. Bet @Telecolumnist bloody loves it.

[Sean Jackson @SeanJacko]

@TheKennedy This looks like the board game equivalent of curry and Skittles flavoured pizza.

[Sean Jackson @SeanJacko]

@keithdyer I concur. Been using this app for a while and it's pretty darn good.

[Sean Jackson @SeanJacko]

@RealBobMortimer If only Paul the octopus was still with us. He could predict all the remaining results. There would be no arguments.