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Software Engineer 💻

Currently doing a part-time Masters in Mathematical Finance at University of York

South African living in London 🇬🇧

[John C. Dvorak @THErealDVORAK]

John C. Dvorak
April 5th, 1946 - July 20th, 2026

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@AlphaGod1990 @CramerTracker If it's 100% going lower then buy puts! Put your money where your mouth is!

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@MertLovesAI @marclou Much easier to sell the dream of creating a profitable business than to create a profitable business.

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@fahimanwar Uncanny

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I did Advent of Code 2023 - Day 2 in OCaml. Follow along if you're interested in what this looks like in a functional programming language. Have a good week folks 🐪🌈 #ocaml

https://t.co/rfKGdj1qjs

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Check out my latest article: Advent of Code 2023 in OCaml - Day 1 https://t.co/fBcAkgQR1i via @LinkedIn #ocaml

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@ThreeUKSupport how is it possible that you cannot move my number from contract to PAYG? I first have to move to a different provider and then come back?

[Western Exile @westernexile]

@Culture_Crit While there will always be stiff competition for the most breathtaking church in Italy, the dramatic setting of the Santuario della Madonna della Corona, clinging to a mountainside near Lake Garda, takes some beating!

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What's so nice about the Tesla Cybertruck being bullerproof? I've never had a bullet fired at my car in my life. It seems like such a useless optimisation.

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@warren_eiserman Is this your view now Warren? Outstanding.

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@robket Cool little video. They've really added a lot of cycle lanes since I left Cape Town. How many people cycle to work these days?

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Why did I get more enjoyment out of this than I do out of Spotify?

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@KEITH_KLAAS @mybroadband Are you saying no-one cares even though they should? Or are you saying the employees who will lose their jobs are not worthy of empathy because they are white?

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@ThatoD01 @hulindlovu @NatashaAbdurah3 I'm having to go through the same process in the UK this year. Would you mind sharing how long the retention of citizenship application process took from the moment you mailed your passport? Trying to plan for how long my SA passport will be gone.

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@Pilot0360 You're very lucky to have views like this. Thanks for sharing.

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@tourismgeek Congrats. Being a citizen of a country is underappreciated by people who are citizens themselves.

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@mattrickard take note, this is part agreement and part rebuttal to your post on config languages https://t.co/ruBpobh0kS

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I wrote a blog post about my experience working building a configuration domain-specific language https://t.co/5k5NQGgf1J

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In retrospect, Tesla at $1.2tn market cap was an obvious market top.