noodles

trying to find a cure for cvs

[noodles @SecretShopper16]

Yes go on #bbc

[Simon Carlyle @Simoncarlyle]

Me and @bluntasatack we thank y'all for your nice comments about #TwoDoorsDown tonight. See you in 2021 for Series 5 - meantime there's some f%#king repeats on iplayer 🙊🤪

[noodles @SecretShopper16]

#TwoDoorsDown I fucking love it

[Rob Jeffries @RobJeffries]

#TwoDoorsDown is better than Mrs Brown’s Boys.

Because it’s funny. That’s the tweet.

[Sarah Doran @sarahisnothere]

I don't understand why BBC didn't put #TwoDoorsDown in a prime Christmas Day slot tbh. Easily one of the BEST things on telly this Christmas - by a country mile!

[Mayor of West Yorks @Colin00007]

For all people worrying about Dover today, my trucks went Rotterdam & Zebrugge to Immingham this week - the delay is about an hour - UK has 120 Ports - Ignore the TV pictures from Kent - they are mainly Irish and French lorries that are stuck @PaulBrandITV @iainjwatson

[Vicky Lane @Vicky_Lane34]

Lucky corona doesn’t like attending celebrations for BIG birthdays (30, 60...) eh Rita Ora and Kay Burley?

[noodles @SecretShopper16]

#naugthy #kayburley #COVIDIOTS tut tut

[The Grauniad @grauniadmeme]

Opinion | The difference between Cummings breaking the law and me, is that I have a vagina | Kay Burley

[Kavan Lamy @KavanLamy]

I’d die if Oliver woke up and said “Shut the fuck up mum you’re giving me lion a headache” #CoronationStreet

[Chris Royston @MrBrightside_32]

Sad news about Oliver but at least he’s reincarnated into a Lion 🦁🤷🏼‍♂️#CoronationStreet

[Mel 🌸 @itsMellytweets]

Oliver turned into a Lion? 🦁#CoronationStreet

[Mail+ @DailyMailUK]

Would you join the mass coronavirus testing programme?

[noodles @SecretShopper16]

@BBCBreakfast

[Duncan james Hall @duncanjmhall]

#CEV #shielding #iwanttolive #COVID19 #Covid_19 #Covid19UK #clinicallyextremelyvunerable @GOVUK @DHSCgovuk @PHE_uk @BorisJohnson @MattHancock @CMO_England @BBCNews @itvnews

[Ricky/Roy Stick your blue tick! @Dibber_Roy]

14,542 news cases of #Covid_19 reported in the UK this evening, nothing to do with any #Backlog, new cases. Yet @BorisJohnson refuses to dismiss Hancock and with these increasing number he also refuses to re-introduce #Shielding. #ShieldingSavesLifes