fat bastard impersonator

uhhhhh

[Kevin Mullet @KevMagnet]

Matt Damon telling his son he has no friends and no hoes

[Joe Pera @JosephPera]

@danlicatasucks Crazy anyone would listen to a podcast when they can watch this

[caleb @calebstark]

rosie o'donnell explains the plot of 'dancer in the dark' (october 2000)

[Pred @predator467]

Donald Trumps famous Indiana Jones and Ghostbusters vlog from 2015

[fat bastard impersonator @Seinfelds_List]

IM A GOOD GUY GREG

[Billy Jarrett @billyjarrettugh]

George Lucas’ mind is such a fascinating place

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

You are only suppose to have a good time

[#DarkUniverse @darkuniverse]

Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

“We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet.
Even longer,' Pooh answered.”

[trappy 🎀🍓 @c1nnamonbunny]

Just so you guys know-clean drinking water has always been a luxury and not a right. My generation drank clean water only at special occasions like Christmas. Just siphon off a gallon of water from your local sewer everyday and you’ll save enough money to buy a house in no time

[wint @dril]

THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset.
ME: I agree

[wint @dril]

(saying to group. of 7 girls) the lore surrounding the Addams family is actually quite a bit darker than you might think..and fairly Leftist

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

They just don't make shows like this anymore. #seinfeld

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

how it feels when ur opps cant even stand on business

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

Just gave Kate oral sex. Goodnight everyone.

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

Man, Don Draper is lucky to have Grown-up in a whore house, so HOT.