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@_Alpha_Delta @sammyoafc If you can't taste it, swap out to another brand and save some cash for a few weeks 😂. It only took about 10days to get my taste and smell back.

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@_Alpha_Delta Hope you feel better soon. 😁

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@GNRail_UK @StansaidAirport @RevMaxPower That'll be Randy Roisin. Whenever we see her name on the passenger manifest, we know it'll be a bumpy ride!

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@GNRail_UK @StansaidAirport I'm afraid Mr Potter is banned from our airline after magically multiplying those little baggies of vodka. "Vomitus Maximosa" was not what cabin manager Lorraine wanted to hear before being hit smack in the face with a gallon of wizard chunks.

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@GNRail_UK @StansaidAirport We don't have company vehicles. We reimburse our staff if they must use their personal vehicles for company purposes. Last Fri we paid check in agent Eoife €1.50 to drag a 737 with her '93 fiesta. Shame the clutch gave out before it got off the stand.

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@_Alpha_Delta Let's Go!! With my snoring, It'll be as noisy as an old turboprop on takeoff!

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@beauhawkins94 Much better!

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@beauhawkins94 Clean Me.

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@adydolan AHH speed tape. . . . Our whole fleet is held together with that stuff! Lucky we bought it in bulk.

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@GNRail_UK @StansaidAirport @alexcruzmaybe You've snapped a great picture of deaf Gary, we hired him as part of our "give everyone a chance" scheme. Didn't know he was blind as well!

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@robdan2 But that means paying more pilots and aircrew. Besides, you wouldn't feel like you were flying with us if you ACTUALLY HAD room to move.

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@weetabix @HeinzUK That'll be harder to swallow than our hidden charges!

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@alexcruzmaybe Go for it, we need a new scapegoat . . . . I mean CEO.

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@thewhitmore @MPSRTPC Is the vehicle parked while he is using the camera? If not, surely this constitutes an offence.

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@_Alpha_Delta 2021 And you're still looking gorgeous

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@izqomar Nice!! Now go find some cable ties and tidy away that spaghetti before someone has an accident.

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@GNRail_UK @plasticstoat @Gatwick_Airport @wizzair @easyJet @Ryanair You're damn right we don't. We are still holding on to thousands of euros that we "haven't quite refunded yet". That's my retirement package sorted!

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@_Alpha_Delta I don't know why people find this funny. It forms a very important part of our emergency SOP.

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@JSS779 What's the matter Julie? Our 737's with super economy seating not good enough for you? 😉

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@Keith15786817 Hi Keith,
I'm still waiting to win the Irish lotto. Been trying since my 18th, still no luck. Anyways, that's beside the point. Your refund has been processed, and your Woolworths vouchers are on their way.
Hope this helps.