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opossum fan account | they/them

[𝖓𝖎𝖈 @missNgrunge]

best time to reach me is when i’m at work. don’t bother me when i’m at home

[Nimori @AdunaicMolester]

Just had an extra slice of bread with my eggs for breakfast. Starter house got pushed back another 40 years.

[Tomás (in Tokyo) Bjartur @BjarturTomas]

the amazing thing about smoking is how safe inhaling smoke 20 times a day for many years is.

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

It’s fun to park really really far away from the store as your passengers yell in protest

[99% Johnny Graz @jvgraz]

It's rare to see every tactic of the antisemitism hoax spelled out in one tweet, so we should really take advantage of it.

Let the noticing begin.

1⃣ Jews don't make up "less than 1%" of Canada’s population. They make up slightly more than 1%. Small detail, but another example of how Zionists are incapable of citing a number without lying about it.

2⃣ 70% of "religious" hate crimes? Note how they narrow the field by removing all reports of racist, sexist, homophobic, etc behavior.

It's worse because reports from white Jews are categorized as religious, while reports from brown Muslims are categorized as racist.

Which brings us to...

3⃣ These are REPORTED crimes, not investigated and confirmed crimes. An emotionally fragile, politically motivated community can inflate these figures without limit.

And no, you can't see the list of reports.

4⃣ "Canada" did not "record" 6,800 antisemitic incidents. B'nai Brith, a pro-Israel hate group, claims 6,800 incidents of antisemitism occurred.

And once again, you can't see the list.

5⃣ And here comes the money shot: "incitement". All of this lying and hysteria is in service of one agenda: shut down any and all criticism of Israel's genocide.

Stop falling for it, and start calling out any official who pretends this is real.

[blaire @pissshit90001]

I’m going through shit you can’t find on Reddit

[Postseason Papi @FenwayAttendee]

Vehicles famously require only one (1) gallon of gas

[AIPAC Tracker @TrackAIPAC]

23 years ago today, American activist Rachel Corrie was crushed to death by an Israeli bulldozer as she tried to stop the demolition of a Palestinian home in Gaza.

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

nobody warns you about the number of movies people will simply assume youve seen

[Eugene V. D.E.B.S. (2004) @sarahwaters420]

republicans really do not understand the nuances of style bc this is not pronouns blue hair this is like a 42 year old rockabilly tattoo artist who albeit likes gay people and abortion but says the r word and has an edgelord conservative boyfriend

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Jennifer Welch: “One of the worst things on the planet to be right now would be a billionaire because you’d have to go kiss that miserable sack of shit’s dementia ridden poop filled diaper bruised hand swollen cankles ass and there isn’t a bank account big enough that I would want to do that”

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Jobs near me full time no experience mid 20s overweight

[Trucker Fren @frenbilt]

A man in waste management could raise a family in a house like this 20 years ago

[(Spooky) Signal @NopeSignal]

They’re trying replicate that Bush photo lmao

[bug girl @buggirl]

every bitch from your high school with 1 braincell and Jesus Lover in their bio suddenly has Something To Say and it’s the dumbest shit you’ve ever read back to back to back and just when u think you’ve weeded them all out actually here’s 3 more. on the house♥️

[⁎⁺dephy ✩彡 @sillydeph]

dark humour mfs when you joke about the death of their favorite right wing political commentator instead of the death of some random trans teenager