Shagsworth Bentley

American Light & Fixture. Director of Sales. Shower Curtain Ring Division.

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@HDandFriends what’s the opposite of a tush push?

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@HDandFriends this is also referred to as The Dipoto

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@zackmak7 @ROOTSPORTS_NW @Mariners How did you sign up using just your email? If you sign up via the app it automatically assumes you’re buying via Apple (at least that’s what happened to me)

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@HDandFriends yeah he was a non-factor in the win over northwestern, too. we just, uh, aren't very good.

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@HDandFriends Kepnang being hurt for the 400th time sucked, we lost 6’9” Chris Conway to injury preseason, Kortright is way worse than he was at his last school, Ihenacho’s been bad, the other freshmen aren’t ready. Just a total bummer of a season.

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@HDandFriends DJ Davis was supposed to be that guy but is 10 percentage points worse from deep than last year, as is Ihenacho. It’s like when good hitters sign w the mariners.

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@davebaker @Northwest_Dude

[Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane]

Since this has been trending, here’s a fun fact: “It insists upon itself” was a criticism my college film history professor used to explain why he didn’t think “The Sound of Music” was a great film. First-rate teacher, but I never quite followed that one.

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@206Hoops We are likely not even making it into the B10 tourney

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@TrevorWade1

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The bigger indictment is that you haven’t seen Little Big League

[Alex Edelman @AlexEdelman]

Anybody know the answer to this I have been thinking and thinking and can’t figure it out

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big day for us sugarheads!

[Variety @Variety]

“Sugar” has been renewed for Season 2 at Apple TV+.

The first season of the series, which stars Colin Farrell, debuted on Apple back in April. Farrell will return for the second season.
https://t.co/mszMUrq7L4

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Parham. Par Ham. Parrrrrrrrrrham!

[Transfer Portal @TransferPortal]

NEWS: Washington senior LB Bryun Parham will redshirt with the intention of entering the transfer portal.

Parham transferred in from San Jose State this season and has 210 career tackles.

https://t.co/q32bBAq2CT

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@warrencb11 Groundskeeper Willy

(workshopping this)

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@warrencb11 (T-man voice) oh Andrew BeninTENNNdi

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@warrencb11 ~$8M per loss?

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@tubby81 Nicky Betts!

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@warrencb11 @UW_Baseball game of rules

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@HDandFriends brb, gonna go raid the ucla roster for portal players

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@Anthony_Ward703 @tcarter108 @UW_Football @braddobbs this is his second stint at UW, too!